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Joe the Revelator

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About Joe the Revelator

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    http://www.statbonus.com

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    Portland Oregon
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    Writing, gaming, miniatures, snark.
  1. When I buy a 3-d printer my "reason for purchase" on the receipt will say; bringing D&D puns to life
  2. Lol, the worse it is, the more we will praise it.
  3. Nope nothing wrong with you. I was thinking the same thing... Maybe something wrong with me too. LOL Lol, I can see the bunker, now that you mention it. Maybe saw out the middle so a circular door can open up exposing the nosecone of a missile. It was a lot of fun to throw caution and care to the wind on these, but now I'm curious how some time and love could look on some bizarre objects. It would be freakishly strange if this prank turned into a serious pursuit...
  4. Hello terrain builders, So a few years back I started cooking up an idea for a joke website where I pretend to be the worst scratch-builder/terrain-maker ever (not a big stretch for me) and brag about how amazing I am at it. I started collecting junk that I could give pithy names to, like a hand saw for Sawback Ridge, a broken hubcap for Battle of the Rim, whatever, and then make up terrible stories to accompany my ridiculous brags about how I "flocked" non-terrain items. Literally trash items with Zapp Brannigan levels of brag. Did I mention that I've been running this site for two years now, slowly building followers and readership so I could pull this prank overnight? I re-tooled Statbonus.com for this Anyway, I figured I'd invite my friends from Reaper to create their own joke submissions or write comments about the junk. The gag is that we praise the terrible stuff, and disrespect the actually good terrain that's been provided by Arbiter10. Don't worry about being cruel, he's in on the joke, and I've given him cred and links to his etsy from the "about" page-- which is the only serious section. Got an old toaster or TV that would look good green? Ever wanted to flock garbage? Here's your excuse. Joerevelator@gmail.com
  5. Need Flocking Pics for a Prank

    A friend of mine is helping me start a joke blog about terrain flocking. It will be called The Big Flocker. The prank is that we use flocking and glue on household items and pretend it's a masterpiece. Like a pan, a bit of wood, a cradle, a phone etc. Whenever we post a pic of one of these disaster projects we post comments at the bottom like it's genius tier work. To up the ante we're thinking of taking some genuinely good pieces of terrain with flocking, post them, and talk about them like they're ugly. So whoever allows us to use their terrain pics will get ridiculed in the name of a fun joke. (but will also be credited/linked on the page if they so wish) Who's on board?!
  6. Need Advice for Train-Like

    Yah. After looking around I think I'll be working in paper a lot. rarer scale than I thought it would be. Very funny you mention this. Roommates came home. See me looking very serious at my drafting table, squinting through my magnifying lamp at some old thomas engine toys. Without missing a beat, one of them says: "So, they're back to talking to you again?" Thanks for the ideas everyone!
  7. Greetings all, here to beg some advice from fellow scratch-builders. I recently implemented a vehicle system into my game relying on apx 1 inch game pieces (Z-scale in model trains) without really doing research. Now I'm trying to find tutorials for alchemy-punk looking trains, or any trains in that scale really, and I'm having the darndest time with it. I've found several sites for larger trains, mostly working with cardstock or balsa. But our grid won't accommodate anything larger than 1 or 2 inches. I'm totally willing to kit-bash it, but not at 20-30 bucks per locomotive like what's listed on amazon. Any links, shops, or advice would be welcome. Just need some help getting started. Thanks in advance!
  8. A Two-Tone Svetlana, Frost Giant Princess

    I must agree, the whole figure is great, but those snow leopard spots are extra fantastic.
  9. Dragon Age Inquisition

    Grrr! Frustration! Why won't the other dragons spawn after I killed the Hinterlands lizard? I'm 60+ hours and I feel I'm just policing up level 11 zones. Oh, and thanks for the tip about the credits. I have a very bad habit of closing out the program after I beat games.
  10. Dragon Age Inquisition

  11. Seeking Aid From Fellow Comic Nerds and Parasite Experts

    This thread brings me no end of joy. Now I'm imagining a round-robin support group for heroes with parasites. I've been trolling around on other forums for blood parasites for Wolverine. Based on how many exotic locations, backwoods, and wildernesses he's tromped through during his fictional history, I'm guessing he has all of them. Also, if he's healing constantly, does that mean his immune system is capable of fighting diseases ours can't recognize? If not, I want him to have blood flukes, C. Diff, and a prion disease. And Aquaman having oceanic parasites is just awsome.
  12. Some months ago I was tooling around on the Center for Disease Control website (as I'm wont to do, because the NSA doesn't have enough dirt on me already) and I got inspired to write a blog post about how Batman probably has rabies, statistically speaking. This accusation against Batman was pretty successful, and sparked some good conversations. So naturally, I did it again, explaining why Dracula has syphilis, which is a pretty well known allegory, since Bram Stoker showed several signs of the disease before he died. Last week I posted about how Catwoman has Toxoplasmosis, a parasite that gets transmitted from cats to human. And now...I'm stumped. I've been beating my brain for other heroes, fiction characters, or movie protagonists, and all I can come up with are psychological ailments. Which I view as a cheap shot, because everyone has something wrong in the head. Anyway, any suggestions would be helpful. You can read the Catwoman thing below, which also has links to Batman and Dracula. Figured I'd ask the most knowledgeable nerds I know. Thanks all! (P.S. if we're not allowed to post article links, I'll totally remove it.) http://masksofmonsters.wordpress.com/2014/11/08/catwoman-has-toxoplasmosis/
  13. Hobbit 3: Battle Training

    My biggest grip (of which there are many) is that dwarves in the new movies are born with one of two genetic pre-dispositions. Comedically clumsy to the point of insulting (Dominant) or so brooding and proud they're almost ignorant (recessive). So much I don't like that's been "enhanced" or adapted, yet I can't stop myself from getting hopeful about the next movie. Probably because my brain is whiskey-infused oatmeal with floating neurons desperately shouting at each other.
  14. Hobbit 3: Battle Training

    Battle of the five armies sneak peek. Pure Win - FFWD: 5:02
  15. LizardMage's Raging Reptilian Rencounter

    I was a day late. Oh well. Nailed it!@
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