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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Wrong Window.... The Auld Grump
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Huh... that's funny... there seems to be something wrong with the ship's compass - it keeps spinning around... and a strangely luminescent bank of glowing nebulous vapor in the path of the ship.... Probably nothing to worry about though.... Wait, is there something moving in the mists? The Auld Grump *EDIT* Megan forgot to sign out when she borrowed my computer....
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    We are being "Requested and Commanded" to take on pressed sailors at a far off world. By an evil queen that does NOT love us. Really evil. I had to make a save or go blind or something, just from looking. We are talking supernatural power type evil, not just someone that eats kittens. Alive. With Fran's Hot Sauce. In their EYES. I am sure there is nothing that can go wrong. At all.
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    Webcomics - Because....

    EEEEE! Jenny is the little goblin woman! I've been waiting for this since I first read the comic! I really hope they don't sink my ship. We have!
  5. No, Beast as the Beast, Kitty Pryde as Belle. Not that I have thought this through or anything. Kitty Pryde NEEDS her own movie! And NOT with Deadpool or Squirrel Girl!
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    Happy Birthday TheAuldGrump

    Happy birthday Grumpy!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Thank you! Look! Shiny new signature!
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    Reaper Bones 4: Enthusiasm and Commentary Thread

    Mum has a little fishbowl thing full of those. I wonder if she will miss a few? We forgot to roc? I'da sworn we put that on. Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Okay, how do you add a signature? I finally have a quote I want to add at the bottom of the page.
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    Unpainted Minis from Wizkids

    Posting that, after getting a "Mysterious Package", and playing that song is dot dot dot suspicious. Which is more suspicious than just suspicious. Is that fungus or thorns around their feet? And if it's fungus, does that mean that ents can get athlete's foot?
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    This is why I am here! Congratulations You'll feel both miserable and happier than you have ever been, both at the same time! And you will FEEL your body moving things around to make room for baby! Your feet, tummy, and ankles will HATE you, but your heart and soul will feel incredible - spouses are HIGHLY recommended to learn the sensual art of foot massage! They tell you that you will be peeing for two, but they LIE. You are going to be peeing for at least THREE people. And complete strangers will rub your belly like you are the Buddha. But it's WORTH IT! Your attentions were both highly appreciated, and horribly timed. When a woman has just offered a meal that she VERY MUCH ENJOYED up as an offering to the Porcelain Throne, she does not want somebody trying to be loving and understanding. Telling her that she is beautiful can be fatal at those moments. But your foot massages were appreciated, and had perfect timing. When I was taking self defense classes, Grump used to play Crash Test Dummy, and let women spray him with pepper spray. And then, if they didn't duck away, he would grab them and yell GOTCHA! That after spraying the thing to do is get distance from the person you just sprayed and GET AWAY. Maybe pause long enough to stomp their foot HARD. I got really good at ducking down, behind him, and kicking him on the back of the knee so his leg folded and he fell to the mat. Good times. Good times!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    You mean Taco Bell doesn't count?
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    This year I learned that you can GROW decent peppers. On the porch. In MAINE. Not many, but you get to pick them twice before the plant gives up on you. Even habaneros, which I would never have believed you can grow here. Learn something new every year. After a while, you realize the peels are the best part. Just DIFFERENT. I think more people have played KotB than all the other old adventures put together. It was the first I ever played, and I played it again last year, but I have never run it. Diary. Start it early, then keep it up. It helped me a lot when BAD things happened, and helped more when I realized that I WAS getting better again. Even if it did lead to my stalking an old grump. I don't think he even realizes it was stalking, even after I CAUGHT him.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    And you're surprised? You really REALLY shouldn't be. I expect great things from her. DtY's ferrets are not the biting kind, but they do like to hide in your purse, bookbag, groceries. Anywhere they can fit, and think they won't be noticed. We are always careful about furry hitchhikers when we visit them. Stuffed baked potato skins. Stuffed FRIED potato skins. Potatoes spiced up and stuffed into peppers, then smothered in cheese. Grump does THINGS to potatoes. Deliciously bad for you things. Then leaves them for Mum and me, because HE is on a diet. Sometimes I think he is Italian, not Irish, and can't stand having a skinny wife. Adulting is rubbish until you are adult enough to realize that you don't have to adult all the time.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    So, who won? That is seriously awesome. Says you! Say you! Squirt gun. Cats are better at figuring things out than dogs. But kitteh will have her revenge.
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    Good Eats!

    Left over chicken breast. Curry. Diced tomatoes with green chilies. Mixed frozen veg. Stir Fry veg, I think. Lots of hot sauce. Crock pot, four hours, served over rice. Gone in half an hour.
  17. Disney makes musicals. Fox owns Deadpool. Disney owns Fox. Deadpool: the Musical! Let's make this happen, people! Let's get Ryan Reynolds to play a Disney Princess!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    SNORT! Grump left out the Morning Mouse Misadventure. We woke up with the box trap rattling, and inside was a wee timorous mousie. So we take the box a few blocks to the woods, and Grump opens the trap. And the mouse doesn't come out. And the mouse doesn't come out. And the mouse doesn't come out. So Grump shakes the box. BOING! Out comes the mouse. And BOING! the mouse jumps back up and grabs a hold of Grump's shirt, and WON'T LET GO! Help me, Grumpy One Kenobi! You're my only hope! He had to TALK THE MOUSE INTO LETTING GO. He didn't want to either hurt the mouse by grabbing it, or let the mouse bite him by grabbing it, so he starts PETTING IT and TALKING TO IT until it lets go. And it worked. Eventually. He's lucky it didn't pee on his shirt.
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    Pathfinder Version 2

    It does not look good. I feel like Paizo is throwing the baby out with the bathwater, and not bothering to open the window first. But the Three Actions and a Reaction part is working in my game and Grumps. A lot of the murkiness of Opportunity Attacks goes away, since you KNOW you have a reaction. It makes a big difference when you have battles in small or crowded areas like a ship. HATE the way the spells look in 2. HATE the character generation that takes longer, but leaves you with a character that can do LESS. HATE the changes to races. All in all, this is an edition that I have no interest in, and I feel WORSE about this than 4e, because Paizo should have LEARNED from Wizards' mistakes. I LIKE Paizo! But at least they are testing it. That's one mistake they didn't copy from Wizards, and they didn't spend two years telling people that they WEREN'T working on it. Now let's see if they avoid telling PF1 people that they are having bad wrong fun.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Where'd you get that picture of Grump? Smiles, everybody! That dog makes me want to visit Finland.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    It's Jon's character's family. "Borahg! Bubeh!"
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I forgot one of the rules for this happy family. "Don't jump into the shower with Grump to surprise him. I will be jumping out just as fast going Ow! Ow!Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!" How somebody that can't handle hot weather can manage scalding showers, I will never know. Give him a warning, and he turns it down so you can no longer cook in the water.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Which side of the borderline?
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    Minis we would like to see

    A cat dragon. Blitzed out of it's mind on catnip, tying itself into ecstatic knots. Mum brought over catnip.