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About Lord of the Dish Pit

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  • Birthday 02/08/1981

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    Yorkville IL
  • Interests
    Reading,(pulp and horror mostly),miniature painting, occasional playstation binge

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  1. Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I have a sword of damocles hanging over me today. There are a large amount of leaves outside waiting for me to rake and bag them. I would much rather let them stay where they are and break down naturally, providing an "eternal autumn" ambiance as it were. (Reading this, I must admit to a certain pride in the fact that despite what is said of the laziness of the younger generation, when it comes to rationalization, I can still hold my own.) TUMS! (what? they're fruit flavored!)
  2. 77197 Erick, Paladin Initiate

    Nice! Is it just me or does the face kinda resemble a young Stephen King? (Paladin of Gan perhaps)
  3. Razig's crew...

    Very nice and welcome back!
  4. Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Apparently it is national squirrel day. I left out a bowl of tribute for them so that when the Clusters Crusade is declared I shall be spared thier chittering wrath. (I may have several problems but outruning angry rodents with battle axes won't be one of them.)
  5. Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I kinda figured that he used the ring to get himself out of that predicament and eventually became Snoke in the new Star Wars movies. (Because who doesn't love a Snoke theory?) If he is in the thread, his love of fish might protect us from the lava sharks though.
  6. Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    That's assuming the lava sharks don't get to it first. ( Sharks that resemble the Balrog in color, temperment and heat resistance. Hmm I need to find a scientist or two and make this so.)
  7. Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Lava floor. Really? My poor rugs.....
  8. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    Now that a close proximity of wakefulness has been achieved, time to swap out a bike seat.
  9. Getting to Know You, April 2018

    April 20-22: Last weekend pretty much everything went up at once. Lost the place I was staying in near Rockford, which also meant I lost my job, and the icing on the cake was that I fell down a flight of stairs and banged my head on a pool table hard enough that my friend thought I had a concussion and summoned an ambulance. No concussion (I've a hard head I guess), a couple stitches on my right temple and deep bruising from the fall, so I got off lucky there. The silver lining to all this is that while the incoming bill will put me in the hole for a while and I have to move elsewhere by the end of May, at least I'm not trapped in a living situation where my life is under the thumb of a crazy person and I'm not in a constant state of exhaustion from 12 hr shifts that kept me isolated from the rest of the world. My attempted fix to this so far is that I've been researching various studios and jobs in Denton Tx, hopefully when I go down to check it out next month I can find something that won't eat 2/3rds of my income like the place in Austin did.
  10. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    I didn't really ever interact with any of the townsfolk, other than the store clerks (who were friendly), but I always got the vibe that it was one of those places that getting out of the car for extended periods would not end well.
  11. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    This is going to be an interesting day. I woke up, poured water in the coffee pot then hit the brew button without actually putting coffee in the filter. This does not bode well and seems to be a side effect of my sleep schedule finally normalizing. Are you folks refering to Wheaton IL? I used to make periodic runs there to raid the book shop attached to the Theosopical Society.
  12. Happy Birthday Lidless Eye !

    happy birthday!
  13. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    Well Wendigo don't bleed exactly.....thier heart of ice has to be melted. So a red hot piece of metal or a 12 guage dragon's breath round ought to do it. I think silver slows them down.
  14. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    My theory on the unending winter hitting Northern Illinois and Wisconsin is... 1 Someone summoned a Wendigo and lost control of it. 2 It is the begining of Ragnarok. 3 Buglips has transformed his snowblower into a weather weapon and will soon hold the world hostage in exchange for Partha paints.
  15. Getting to Know You, April 2018

    I have returned, yay from life's odd turnings, although angry unpainted dwarfs surround! (went over on the last line, but close enough)
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