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  • Birthday 02/08/1981

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    Yorkville IL
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    Reading,(pulp and horror mostly),miniature painting, occasional playstation binge

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  1. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    8 hours of no movement in the Randomness thread? Odd, suspicious even...almost as if...ye Gods! The Zognoids! The invasion has begun! To the Potato Cannons!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I wish you luck, and if you've got the union backing you up that will eliminate or tone down a lot of the jackelfery that new management teams/new owners like to pull.
  3. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Of course they were unclear! The Lizard People never are open about their plans! You may want to begin scouting for another job. Hopefully you won't need to go that route, but it never hurts to be prepared. Every place I've worked at that this has happened has gone downhill in a very short amount of time. From my experience the best thing to do when this happens is to be among the first to get out, both to avoid the demoralization and to avoid the competition for other similar positions elsewhere when the mass exodus begins.
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    Getting to Know You :: December 2018 Edition

    There have been certain occasions when the ingredients did not survive long enough for any cooking to take place.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    So the plan is to hook up laser cannons to the cyborg houseplants so that they can defend us from the Zognoids? Sounds good to me. Although if the Zognoids are the source of the Dominos Noid from the 80s, them and me got a score to settle....
  6. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Review: Mini Palettes by Stephanie Law

    Yep. I too am a devotee of the Lid. With certain things I find myself completely unable to change.
  7. Even with last month's minis still grumbling on the table, like a Lovecraftian protagonist I shamble onward further...for All Months Are One in Yog-Sothoth! IA! IA!...sorry about that...anyhow here are the upcoming victims.... Santa Mousling and Helper, who are mostly done thankfully. Two Mariel Twinspars. They will be the 3rd and 4th time painting her, and are intended as gifts for the long suffering waitresses who put up with me each Weds. These having an actual time limit, will be started later today. Two Shrines, an Obelisk, and an Eldritch Demon. Only 3 terrain pieces this time so hopefully grey fatigue won't be an issue. 5 Cultists. I'm hoping I can get the Witch Hunters done and off the table before starting these because they're gonna brawl if I don't! 5 Deep Ones. I may attempt some converting/limb movement on the Bones Priest so as to differenciate him from his metal counterpart. The Santa Dwarf is the only other actual Christmas mini in the lineup, (but who knows what the 12 days of Reaper might bring..) and both version of S'Kara the Skoli who I have a vague plan to work into a project involving York Peppermint Patties... And Vikings. Because nothing captures the spirit of the Holidays quite like Vikings! They're might wind up in the January thread however, depending on how far out of the hole I can dig myself...
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    The Purification of November, Witch Hunters and Mice

    The previous batch is now waiting for the sealer to dry and needs basing. Meanwhile an angry mob has gathered upon the table... Hopefully these will be able to be done faster as I'm going to need the bottle cap holders for the Dec. minis. Also the mice are armed this time unlike the Tavern ones so I doubt they'll be patient much longer... Eep!
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    Getting to Know You :: December 2018 Edition

    I have no clue, but today is the aniversary of the disappearance of Flight 19 in 1945.
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    Getting to Know You :: December 2018 Edition

    That is the eventual goal, half the house library, other half mini display.
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    Getting to Know You :: December 2018 Edition

    Yep. As to how many are on the reread list I couldn't say, as that list is pretty much all of them. (and I've never managed to get an accurate count of just how many books I own, but it's in the hundreds and if I had enough shelf space I didn't have to double stack them, they probably take over the whole room.) I mostly reread depending on mood and by which ones I've forgotten the most parts of. Also I read very quickly so new books don't remain unread for long, which was getting to be quite a pain, as I kept scouring the Half Prices of Austin in search of a new fix.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Look at what your heresy has done to you! You're contemplating spending hard earned money on fake cheese. You're planning to fill the air with and breath in the fumes of said fake cheese! Can you not see what you have become?! Arch Heretics are bound by more rules than anyone. It began with defiling the Sacred Brew with dairy products, now even pure dairy products you turn away from for the plastic ones! You're follow the Law of Entropy! You've been ensnared by the wiles of Abomination Santa who is using you to get to your minis, and has deceived you into thinking your chains are freedom!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Arch Heretics do NOT get cloaks! They are condemned to losing their Cheese privileges, they are allowed only Valveeta: the Anti Cheese!
  14. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Everyone! Seize the Spoons of Correction! The Heretics are upon us! That depends upon whether the ice cream itself is "Coffee flavored" thru the use of industrial alchemy: ie the "flavor labs", in which case it is not a violation of the 3rd law, but still disturbing. If added to actual Coffee then it is in violation of the 3rd Law and thus heresy. (root beer is the intended liquid vector for ice cream, especially if a bit of Canadian Mist is mixed in.)
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Ack! The heresy intensifies!
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