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Sergeant_Crunch last won the day on June 14 2012

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About Sergeant_Crunch

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    God of Overly Complex Tactics and Tactical Errors
  • Birthday 07/27/1975

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    San Angelo, TX
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    wargaming, cutting stuff with a laser, video games, and a multitude of other things

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  1. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    I used to, but not so much anymore. The first car I bought after I joined the Army was a '95 Saturn sedan that I called "Baby", 'cause it was brand new. I had contemplated renaming her "Lum" because she had a habit of building up a static charge and shocking the first person to touch her, but only a couple people I knew at the time would have gotten the reference. After that was GMC Jimmy that I imaginitively called...wait for it..."Jimmy." At least a couple of my computers have been called "Hal." I don't ever recall naming any of my domiciles. In Basic I named my weapon Emily, after the girl in high school I couldn't get out of my head. That's about it.
  2. Minotaur 77013

    Looks good. I would recommend working on your highlighting next in your progression.
  3. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    Yep, sure do. Right now a Dodge Ram 1500. Might pick up something small and fast next year if I can. I was 16. I wasn't driving, but was in the vehicle. My Dad and I were helping a friend of his move in Toledo (a big city compared to where we lived). So we're driving up there on a Saturday morning, pulling an empty trailer (and by trailer I mean an old truck bed that had been stripped to the frame, given a 2x6 deck, and some lights zip-tied on). We were on a two-lane divided highway, in the right lane, just inside the city limits. We hit a bump in the road, didn't think anything about it until I look over and see the trailer passing us in the left lane (Dad was slowing down for a traffic light. It overtakes us, spraying a shower of sparks where the neck is scraping on the road. The trailer drifted into the left turn lane and actually made the turn! (Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.) Well, it didn't completely make the turn, it was a little wide and bounced over the curb and came to a stop in the grass. Whatever Dad had used as pin to secure the hitch had apparently rattled it's way out during the drive up, and the bump knocked it off the ball. So a phillip's screwdriver substituting as a pin and a large amount of electrical tape (Dad's an industrial electrician, so we had tons of the stuff laying around) to keep it in and we were back on our way.
  4. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    Yes, I can. I think it was second grade, maybe. That's longer ago than I care to remember. About two weeks before I was supposed to be the ring bearer in my aunt's wedding they had just repaved the road and there was a lot of new gravel on the shoulder. I was racing one of the neighbor kids (there were only four others on our dead end country road, and they were all related) and I strayed into the shoulder (not very long after I had learned to ride). I flew over the handlebars and skidded on my face in the gravel. I'm told my face looked like hamburger. Thankfully it had mostly healed except for a couple of the larger scabs before the wedding, but not before school started for the year...that was interesting. I really don't remember it hurting, I think the other kids were more freaked out than I was. I don't even have any scars on my face that I can pinpoint has having been from that incident.
  5. New Avatar, Again, Sorry

    No need to apologize for changing your avatar. If you changed your screen name, now that would be confusing.
  6. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    Yes, but I get tired quickly when swimming, much more so than any other activity. When I was six we moved to a house that was in the country on the banks of the Sandusky River, which is where I swam mostly, sometimes in Lake Erie. Looking back, it's a small wonder I didn't develop some kind of mutation. Funny stories, not really. I think Kraken rum already got him.
  7. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    The 4'x4' gaming table I built that disassembled easily for PCS moves. Probably not the best in table design (or aesthetics) but it is still standing today, just don't get to use it for its intended purpose often.
  8. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    Treasures found on dead monster bodies from treasure tables...or "how was this kobold carrying a great sword and a full set of plate?"
  9. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    I have a handful of 80's era Ral Partha and Grenadier fantasy figures, but am not anticipating painting them any time soon.
  10. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    First, make breakfast. While eating breakfast make grand plans for how I'm going to spend the day. Following this I sit in my recliner and either binge watch something, play X-Box, or realize that I just spent six hours on Facebook.
  11. Why Does SuperGlue Hate Me?

    Another thing you can try is to rough up the contact points to be glued together with a file, sandpaper, sanding needles, etc. Can also use the tip of your Xacto to crosshatch the contact points. Gives more surface area for the glue to adhere to.
  12. Movies - Recently Watched or Plan to Watch Soon

    I'll probably queue up something horribly made and make fun of it this week.
  13. Department of Acquisitions and Enablement, the Second

    Finally got around to replacing the compressor that died on me last month. Have yet to use it. Over the weekend I picked up a box of GW Gretchin with Runtherd and the core set for Android: Netrunner (found somebody that's been begging for someone to play this).
  14. What's on TV?

    I just finished watching the mid-2000's Battlestar Galactica reboot on Amazon Prime Video (was overseas when it aired and missed too much to catch up when I returned state-side). Next up will probably be Jessica Jones season 2 or maybe some kung-fu movies or more than likely a bunch of movies that look really bad that I've queued up.
  15. Getting to Know You, Mar 2018

    Pretty much the same ones you do. Speaking of which, I'm due for a couple...