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  1. buglips*the*goblin

    D&D books?

    I like how there are numerous references to "giant strength" in 1e, with absolutely no quantification of any sort until you get the entry for girdle of giant strength. And no supplementary stat data past 18 until Unearthed Arcana. 8 years is a long time to wait! Maybe it was a scheme to sell Dragon subscriptions.
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    D&D books?

    I always liked the earnest crudity of 1e, but I really like how it meshes well with getting old and cranky. It's a visual tell of "back in my day" and its impenetrable language is the most effective form of "get off my lawn and take your weird new dice with you". I've never been so happy to have people so unwilling to play D&D with me. Now they can't touch my figures.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I know how that will end.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    It's 71 degrees F out there, it's like the surface of Mercury it's so diabolically hot.
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    Getting To Know You July

    Guindyloo is driving, because Mad Max isn't a forumite. I'm shotgun so I can more easily hang my head out the window and bark like a dog. Nobody's in the back because everyone was thrown out screaming two high-speed hairpin turns back and the Splatmobile doesn't have doors or seatbelts. We'd go back for them, but this is bat country. We're listening to heavy metal devil music with the occassional light opera mixed in to confuse our enemies. We're going to hell and we're taking everyone with us. For snacks we are fueled by Intense Pickle Doritos, Diet Dr. Pepper, and whatever bugs I can catch in my teeth. The Splatmobile is a tube-framed rat rod with a turbocharged V8, no doors, and a chrome skull front bumper covered in gooey red splotches. If you see us coming, you're already doomed. Unless we like you. Then you are twice as doomed.
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    Painting Large Water Elemental

    Brush-on sealer is a good thing to try, and Reaper's wash medium can work for thinning the colours if you want some extra adhesion. It took me forever to try out either of these products and now I can't live without them.
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    Big Mother Trucker

    What did I bring back from Texas? Oh, about 30, maybe 35 pounds.
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    Getting To Know You July

    That's where I keep my starfish.
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    Getting To Know You July

    Ninjas; pop rocks; a slingshot; a deck of playing cards that's all jokers and aces; three bottle caps, each more cappy than the last; aromatic shoelaces; and a copy of Teen Beat from 1984.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Especially since now I appear in a fart of smoke. Which is just like a puff of smoke, only I couldn't figure out how to do that. Breathe shallow. Your eyes might burn a little.
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    D&D books?

    I have sticker shock every time I go to buy a plastic model kit to bang together. Then when I math it out, for the most part they're still the same value. There's just something icky about paying $30 for a model car when my mind thinks it should be $10.
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    Reapercon 2018 Enthusiasm and Chatter

    Snizzilpits! I was supposed to do that today but I got so caught up in my Epic Quest For Glue in the middle of the rainy season (seriously, it was like a monsoon today) that I forgot. Don't tell @Guindyloo And if you see this, Guindyloo, then you didn't see nothin. I bought 'em ages ago. Years ago. Prehistory, even. They've been waiting in a mummy's tomb all this time. Sure are dusty!
  14. Niiice. Ace job by Gene, and a splendid paint job to show her off with. Did I tell you I'm a fan? Big fan. Huge fan. I might tear off my shirt at Reapercon and ask you to sign my chest. If that's maybe too weird or too soon, then I'll wait until next year when I'm in one of your classes.
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    Trogdor!! The Board Game

    Seeing's how my thatched-roof cottage has already been freshly burninated, I may investigate the possibility of getting my very own pet Trogdor.