This should mean war already...
I recall a time back in the 90s I bought some chocolate chip cookie dough, some Capt'n Crunch Peanut Butter cereal, and milk. I was sooooo looking forward to that after work.
Got home, lazy jobless roommates were gone, window in the living room left open, and my food was gone.
I was enraged and blamed my lazy jobless roommates because they were always eating my food or begging me to buy them food or asking to borrow my car.
Come to discover, the druggie neighbor had broken into the apt through the open window, passed the tv, vcr, and three computers, and stole my food.
I apologized for blaming them, but their irresponsibility could have gotten more things stolen. Being as they had no jobs and no desire to get one, out they went.
One ended up stealing my shoes and my Batman Death In the Family. Why he took my shoes I still don't understand.