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Erifnogard

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    Paranoia, Hot Tea, long walks in the Chaos at the End of Everything.

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  1. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    Why does everybody always assume Elder Things read Heinlein? I mean we do of course. I’ve even read a bunch of his really old stuff because I went through an exploration phase of the sci fi from the early twentieth century. I was surprised that I had not read “All You Zombies” when I realized it was the short story that the movie “Predestination” with Ethan Hawk was based on.
  2. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    So, time for an after action report. Our patrol encountered quite a few adversaries during Operation Turkey Day. While we were momentarily victorious the enemy was able to pull back to Refigerator Caves and is expected to make another push against our position in a few hours. Here is a list of enemies encountered so far: Turkey, ham, cornbread dressing, sweet potatoes both with and without little marshmallows, green beans, corn, butter beans, brussel sprouts with bacon, stuffed eggs, pecan pie, cake. As as you can see the enemy’s order of battle had both breadth and depth so we expect it to take several more engagements with them to finally put down this threat but fear not for we will defend you all!
  3. Giving thanks for friends and family, both meatspace and digital. waves at the Reaper Peeps

  4. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    This would signal the beginning of a month of Motörhead, Megadeath, Boltthower, etc from me. I’m willing to tolerate Christmahannakwanzakuh music for the actual week of the holiday. Anything else is a declaration of war.
  5. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    Does this mean that spam is the meat of choice for the holiday meal of Black Friday? Enquiring minds want to know. Wouldn’t want to mess up a traditional holiday after all. /innocence
  6. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    Knockoff-Crossover Stormtrooper Dreadnought anyone? “I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!” Well I suppose at this point it would be Disney but you get the meaning.
  7. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    I LOL’ed dear reader. @DRUNKHULK on Twitter: QUICK COOKING QUESTION! IS ANYONE ELSE'S TURKEY FREAKING OUT IN THE OVEN?
  8. Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

    I’ve never found a more effective method of removing superglue from skin than soaking in hottish water. Otherwise just time Interestingly, autocorrupt wanted to capitalize Time in that last. So maybe pop down to the Walmart and buy some Time in a Can and apply it?
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