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Erifnogard

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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    To keep goblins out obviously.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Sitting in our favorite BBQ place waiting to surprise a friend of ours with his son who got back 3 days early from Air Force training.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    the detonation wakes Erifnogard who proceeds to jump around catching glitter like snowflakes on his tentacles before noticing Mori Hey aren't you the nice deer lady that adopted the glitterpuppies? Cause their dad is back from vacation! He's around here somewhere. Glitzerwulf!? Where are you? spinning in place to find Glitterwolf, Erifnogard becomes dizzy, faceplants in a pile of party decorations and starts snoring
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    runs into the thread tentacles flailing and breaks the glass over the big red 'Party!' button before hitting said button This is not a drill people! @Glitterwolf has been sighted on the forum. grabs a modified tshirt cannon and starts rapidly decorating the thread by way of firing masses of streamers, confetti, and glitter in every direction. one badly aimed shot completely covers Crowley Hop to it people! He's upthread and moving fast! I need some of you to handle the cake and balloons while I finish decorating! And could someone dig Crowley out of that pile of decorations? This is no time to be playing around Haminister!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Optionally you could make multiple trips and fill the tub with ice before reenacting Charlize Theron’s post fight soak from Atomic Blond
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    blinks I think somebody’s alarm didn’t go off at the hamster cage this morning. Wonder how long before he realizes he forgot to grab bacon. Oh well, waste not, want not. eats Crowley’s portion of bacon
  7. That was kind of my reaction when I saw it in the theater. I recently rewatched it on a movie channel and it worked for me this time. Which is both odd and strangely appropriate to the movie. It’s like going in knowing the climax improved it for me somehow or let me watch it as a mood piece rather than for story. Or maybe the difference between seeing it at movies with popcorn vs at home with an adult beverage was the difference. Who knows.
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    Kill Team

    Having watched some previews and a batrep, I can say that they have yet again come heartbreakingly close to the 40K skirmish game I want and then face-planted at the finish line. Overall I like the rules (at least the ones I've seen previewed). A nice, less whiffy Necromunda for the most part. What I don't like is that the model choices for the forces are only slightly expanded from Shadow War. They are going with a slavish 'if it isn't in a plastic troop box it isn't in Kill Team' approach which leaves out lots of things in most forces which really should be available in an elite kill teams on special missions type game. Off the top of my head, Craftworld kill teams absolutely should have access to striking scorpions and howling banshees. Harlequins should probably have access to a Death Jester. I'm sure if I went through most of the other factions I could pick out other omissions that don't really make sense. I also think dropping the cross-faction, keyword driven force building possibilities that 8th ed 40K opened up is a major missed oppurtunity. Why can't the various Imperials work together? Or the various Eldar? Etc. The campaign rules have another Yes/No dichotomy. On the one hand, the scenario results affecting kill team ratings for Intelligence, Territory, etc is a much more satisfying take than Shadow War's. It's also really nice that if you are eliminated you don't get booted completely, you become guerillas and can still effect the results (with a hail mary chance of still winning if everyone else ends up as guerillas as well). But the fact that specialists that are killed are perma-dead with no capability to replace them stinks. Also if there is a non-specialist type you don't start with, you can never recruit them. Overall, I might frankenstein the core rules of this with 40K codex lists if that proves reasonable but otherwise this is a miss for me at least until it is either expanded more or in a new edition. I will get some of that sweet, sweet terrain though.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    This quote is even better when you replace cello with jello like my brain just did.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    For literary* reasons I have been trying to find a source of a good but not bank breaking navaja fighting knife in an antique style. This is surprisingly difficult oddly. Perhaps it is my complete lack of Spanish language capability holding me back. I wonder if @Glitterwolf speaks Spanish. *short story long, I am reading a book in which the heroine uses one and they sound kinda neat so I wanted to check them out.
  11. Just got back from Equalizer 2. Not as tight and focused as 1st but still enjoyable. Of course you are halfway there for me just having Denzel Washington in the movie.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    A thought for the future, I wonder if it is possible to cut such straps from craft felt (such as that used in kindergardens) and then use enough cyanoacrylate glue to hold down a bucking hippopotomas to essentially turn it into fiberglass (minus the glass I suppose).
  13. Watched Justice League and was surprised to actually enjoy it for the most part. Can't decide if this shows some improvement on DC's part or just that my expectations were so low that they had to get something right.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    squints suspiciously at the goblin I feel this advice has to violate your union rules in some way. Or is this a strange way to up the pitter patter challenge rating for a heist?
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Wait a minute there my furry friend. You don’t want to be attempting to deploy that kind of technology untested. Tell you what, purely as a favor to you, I’ll run a test nap scenario for you. Matter of fact it might be best if I run a whole series this week and get back to you with the results. @Glitterwolf can be the control group.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    the wind stirs through the thread, a few specks of glitter whirling in its grip faintly a whispering sigh: @Glitterwolf
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Combination of busy at work today, trying not to expire from heat stroke and/or be washed out to sea by the rather overaggressive rain. I mean I get we need rain. Just maybe not all at once like that.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    And then throw out the arugula part of the meal.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Arooooo-gula! Thats basically how @Glitterwolf does it yes?
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Exactly. It's all in the way you roll the r's when you say @Glitterwolf I’ve been told that my friendship is often indistinguishable from chaos at play. (This goes with the quote below which I cannot for some reason type below)
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Of course. @Glitterwolf @Glitterwolf @Glitterwolf
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I am taking today off in solidarity with @Glitterwolf
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    @Glitterwolf would do no less for a compatriot. Well played wolf, well played. @Glitterwolf would do no less for a compatriot. Well played wolf, well played.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    @Glitterwolf would recommend blueberry stroopwaffles.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    puts out a shrine formed from bacon in the form of @Glitterwolf
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