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  1. kitchen_wolf

    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I'd be frugal with the travel budget too if I was flying the planes. KLM is *literal*. https://www.cntraveler.com/story/dutch-king-has-secretly-been-flying-klm-passenger-planes-for-decades
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Your complaint can be acted upon. Galahad Merlin Lancelot Guinevere We may actually get a break for a bit after these kids. County seems to be out of kittens, which is more or less what we're going for. Also, I'm getting to be okay at cat pictures, which should come in handy after the robot uprising.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Takes about a month to housebreak a kitten. 20 years on a man if you're lucky, and the success rate's fairly low. Might be somewhat higher if you have him neutered.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I need to get this litter adopted out soon. I don't have a lot of room for doomsday weapons and tuxedo-clad secret agents.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Once anyone is within ten feet, it says "I have cats."
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    So would luftwafel or stroopwaffe be a better pun for air mobile weaponized cookies? Hairy likes to send these things to unsuspecting Americans. They contain something called "flavor" that is rather absent from the local cuisine.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    "Don't shoot the tenta-gulls, ye lubber! Ye'll draw every skyshark 'tween here and the next horizon!" But only if the Cloud Kraken doesn't get there first. Group hug!
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    I would probably use the word "interesting". As in "interesting times". Not that I remember a lot of them...
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Preferably before it rains.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    The latest batch of kittens seems to have settled in. I finally managed to get a decent picture of Galahad.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    My foster kitten herd has been dispersed. These 4 got snatched up during their first weekend of availability. Kaylee probably came the farthest. I had to feed her 8 times a day at first, and when she was too frail to deal with her sibs she would sit in my lap and bat at toys. There was chicken soup involved. Anyway, the animal shelter opens again on Tuesday.
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    At least he's answered the "Where do you see yourself in five years?" question...
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    "Bug for the Bug God! Shells for the Shell Throne!"
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    Getting To Know Each Other, November 2018

    I have less enthusiasm for this concept:
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    Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

    Ever wonder what ZZ Top would be like if they'd been born in Mongolia? Wanna make your ad recommendation software curl up in the corner and whimper incoherently? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE Warning: We are not responsible for any unanticipated kumis deliveries resulting from late night online impulse purchases.
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