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Greyhawke

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*Greyhawke raises his fist to the heavens* :grr:

 

AAAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Darn you, Spartan! :grr:

 

*Lobs an entire Dairy Farm's worth of steamers at Spartan's head* :devil:

 

 

 

 

Hehehehehehehe :devil:

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*BAMF*

 

Greyhawke quickly returns to steal away his son and daughter from the clutches of his evil ex-wife, and takes them back to this wonderland he has discovered where his daughter will be treated like a queen and his son shall be honored as a king until he is older...

 

*BAMF*

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Greyhawke is now on a planet full of beautiful, bikini-clad women who treat ALL men like Gods because they are so few (the ratio of women to men is 1000:1)! 

 

Kamut activates the Bling Bling ring, transforming the women of Greyhawke's fantasy world into sexcrazed orc women. Greyhawke's likeness is that of their equivalent of Justin Timberlake, and they go berzerk trying to get to him

 

 

hehehehehe

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Oh, that's just RUDE! ::P:

 

AAAAHHHHHH!!!

 

*sound of running away*

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Always privy to help a fellow god; can't say I didn't earn my place in the pantheon. LOL.

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I gotta go floss my brain now...

 

...AGAIN.

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Run, Greyhawke, RUN~!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

*munches on popcorn*

 

*Greyhawke's steamers fall from the heavens and lands on Tatsu's head.* :blink:

 

. . . .

 

*munch munch munch*

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*Greyhawke's steamers fall from the heavens and lands on Tatsu's head.* :blink:

A clear example of how the Gods have shown tatsu nothing but mercy and justice but Greyhawke's rabble rousing has brought tatsu nothing but grief.

 

 

A stillborn attempt to shake the pillars of heaven methinks.

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(Guys I'm laughing so hard at what has transpirired while I was working today. This is all to funny. LT definitely use that pic as your avatar. It fits you! ::D: )

 

*Brings Tatsu up onto the highest Mountain top amidst the Heavenly realms to keep him protected from the armies of KAMUT and godly wrath. Tatsu's Family is well fed and protected from anything and everything including Greyhawke and the armies.*

 

*Looks down at Greyhawke from her throne, and shakes her head. *

 

I brought back your daughter from the dead and THIS is how you repay my kindness and mercy?

 

*Throws Greyhawke in Magical non-breakable Chains so the army of female half orcs can get him.*

 

*Brings Greyhawke's Daughter and Son up to the Mountaintop to be with Tatsu's Family for they shall not be punished for their Father's wrongdoing.*

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Thank you Entrantra!

 

Now I don't have to paint miniatures under a desk lamp. This heavenly light is the best. ^_^

 

Greyhawke. Just close your eyes. It will be over soon. Close them tight. :;):

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You have been a good follower Tatsu, you will only have the best light to paint minis. ::D:

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Hey, y'all wouldn't believe how bendy Orc women are! :rolleyes:

Oh wait, that's them bending me! :huh:

Ooo, eee, ooo, ah, ah! Oh, that hurts! :blink::poke:

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*L* This is by far some of the funniest stuff I've seen around here. ::D:

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Grayhawke, you have suffered enough, and as a fellow Nebraskan, It is my duty to restore back to your kids, your home and your former self. And I will with hold the sacred 'party ambrosia' from any who decide to met out more punishment to you. IN fact I will bar them from the great revelry in the sacred temple, thus keeping them from the party of all parties. Oh, and any equine they ever try to ride will thouroughly trounce them and toss them from thier back. ::D:

LT

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