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I wanna play tooooo!

 

I support federal funding to nuke the gay unborn whales!

Flouride in our water is causing our children to mutate!

The Trilateral Commission stole my ice cream cone!

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If the floride in the water makes us mutate, do we get cool super powers like the X-Men?

:B):

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Depends on how many you are cooking for. Figure 1-2 medium sized lizards per guest.

 

And white - before you ask. :upside:

 

Why do the NiCad batteries on my digital camera last about 48 seconds?

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It's a fiendish plot to divert your attention away from the real issues that threaten our existence..such as where that fifth cup of water vanishes to between the reservoir on my auto-drip coffeemaker and the carafe.

 

Should I blame rampant communism?

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Because they are actually carrots in disguise.

 

No, because the rampancy of communism has decreased .2% in the last five years, thus making it non-rampant communism.

 

What have I begun?! :wacko:

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I'm against abortion, but not for Care-Bears. Care Bears are a sin against my personal Lord and saviour, Al Gore. The sooner they go extinct, the sooner or International Banker Jewish Chinese American Communist Alien Overlords Comprised of Haliburton, Big Oil, and the gestalt entity known as both George Bush Snr and George Bush Jnr., will bring about a new heaven on Earth chiefly centred on Jerusalem but with branch offices in Beijing, Tehran, Mecca, and Alice Springs.

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I'm against abortion, but not for Care-Bears. Care Bears are a sin against my personal Lord and saviour, Al Gore. The sooner they go extinct, the sooner or International Banker Jewish Chinese American Communist Alien Overlords Comprised of Haliburton, Big Oil, and the gestalt entity known as both George Bush Snr and George Bush Jnr., will bring about a new heaven on Earth chiefly centred on Jerusalem but with branch offices in Beijing, Tehran, Mecca, and Alice Springs.

 

Franchises still available!!!

 

Call 1-800-SAVIOR1 for details.

 

Heaven on Earth is a division of Halliburton Intl Holdings

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Right then. NOW, let's get this thread moved back into Beekeepers...

We never landed on the moon.

*cough*

 

bird flu . . . bird flu. . .wait, frog flu. . . even worse someone get out the frog spray!!!!!

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*pulls out a set of weasle-chucks to beat mattmcl with*

 

Thanks Frosch, didn't think I'd ever get a chance to use these...:devil:

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