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Wait, what happened?

I believe the goblin evicted the barbarian for using his toothpaste as eye shadow. No word on why a goblin had toothpaste or whether the barbarian's eyeballs are now minty fresh.

 

Ub3r, now that you no longer live in the goblin lair is it back on the list of places to raid?

Goblin kicked Boot and I out of the house, something about being a crotchety old bachelor or some such. Hey I respect that.

 

Nah, he doesn't have any good things to pillage.

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And do you mean "raid", or "RAID raid"?

Good question. I took it to mean the first, but the second also works...
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What did you blunt it on?

Anything and everything... I used to not know to save skulls and caved them in.

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**** Walks into the cave, stumbles over some invisible thingie,.***

 

So eeehh, you got evicted, but Oneboot is not around, will she come "home" to a goblin cave with a locked door?

 

( That's so sad!)

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**** Walks into the cave, stumbles over some invisible thingie,.***

 

So eeehh, you got evicted, but Oneboot is not around, will she come "home" to a goblin cave with a locked door?

 

( That's so sad!)

What are you tripping over there, wolfy?  :huh:

 

I like to think of it as a mutual parting, it just wasn't big enough to have all of us and all of our stuffs in there, I mean look at how large my skull collection is! It takes up half the cave!

 

She'll live, probably go back to her own little ninja kitty home wherever that is and toss her a ball of yarn, she'll forget all about being upset.

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***invisible servant offers mugs***

*nearly jumps out of his kilt*  :blink:

 

Wut the...!?  :wacko:

 

EVIL MAGIC!!??  :unsure:

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**** Walks into the cave, stumbles over some invisible thingie,.***

 

So eeehh, you got evicted, but Oneboot is not around, will she come "home" to a goblin cave with a locked door?

 

( That's so sad!)

What are you tripping over there, wolfy?  :huh:

 

I like to think of it as a mutual parting, it just wasn't big enough to have all of us and all of our stuffs in there, I mean look at how large my skull collection is! It takes up half the cave!

 

She'll live, probably go back to her own little ninja kitty home wherever that is and toss her a ball of yarn, she'll forget all about being upset.

 

 

Sure sure...I'm glad Buglips tricked you into thinking that you can see it that way.

 

I'm sure it was you yourself who repeatedly complained about your skullmugs taking up so much room... whereas  the Goblin got to stash hundreds 20 pair of stanky socks.

But hey, it is HIS cave after all right?

 

And I'll bet you and Oneboot already had discussed leaving the cave, It's not that the Goblin just evicted you all of sudden and certainly not while Oneboot was away and never saw it coming..

 

No no, you're all best friends still.

 

I wouldn't want to put ideas in your head that you might have been used and abused, because THAT would lead to raging and pillaging and we wouldn't want THAT now would we?

 

( In case you do want that, WOLF help is available, just saying).

 

No no, I'm glad the parting was mutual.

It's not that the Goblin is seeing other Xenomorphs people.

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*frowns at the Wolf*

 

Hey! Wut? Nooo.. maybe... perhaps... Naah... Eh?.... Umm...  :unsure:

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