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Mighty Ub3r:  

 

Which is your favorite (or least unfavorite) body part to have sawn off and pickled?

Umm... I wouldn't want any of MY body parts sawn off and pickled... but for an enemy... the least favorite would probably be smurfnibblets as I've heard they taste like elfnibblets. but I wouldn't know as I haven't had either... and most favorite would be the flank, as I've heard that tastes like bacon.

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*frowns at the Wolf*

 

Hey! Wut? Nooo.. maybe... perhaps... Naah... Eh?.... Umm...  :unsure:

 

Let's forget about it..

 

Stay on topic asking questions now.

 

So:

 

Would you kick a friend out without any notice upfront?

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Mighty Ub3r:

 

Which is your favorite (or least unfavorite) body part to have sawn off and pickled?

Asking for a friend, oh Mighty Modifier?

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Would you kick a friend out without any notice upfront?

Yep, they take my coffee or bacon without asking and that's grounds for immediate kick out if not an immediate elf kicking!

 

 

Mighty Ub3r:

 

Which is your favorite (or least unfavorite) body part to have sawn off and pickled?

Asking for a friend, oh Mighty Modifier?

 

Eh? I'm not a mighty modifier... apprentice at best.

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Mighty Ub3r:

 

Which is your favorite (or least unfavorite) body part to have sawn off and pickled?

Asking for a friend, oh Mighty Modifier?

Eh? I'm not a mighty modifier... apprentice at best.

No, that would be Froggy... I did quote his post.

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No, that would be Froggy... I did quote his post.

Hey! He doesn't live here! ::P:

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Mighty Ub3r:  Would you feel better about my last question if I had indeed been asking for a friend?

 

On behalf of, not asking to make a friend of your sawn-off and pickled body parts.

 

Oh whatever.  Answer it however you like.

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Would you kick a friend out without any notice upfront?

Yep, they take my coffee or bacon without asking and that's grounds for immediate kick out if not an immediate elf kicking!

 

 

 

That's understandable, Chows down some bacon he found, drinks hot coffee from a nearby skullmug.

 

Would you rather encounter a Shark in the water or a Lion on land?

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Mighty Ub3r:  Would you feel better about my last question if I had indeed been asking for a friend?

 

On behalf of, not asking to make a friend of your sawn-off and pickled body parts.

 

Oh whatever.  Answer it however you like.

I had no real feeling good or ill from the last question whether it's from you or a friend, but I wouldn't eat a pickled body part as I'm not a savage cannibal like some of those Eastern "barbarians" are!

 

 

That's understandable, Chows down some bacon he found, drinks hot coffee from a nearby skullmug.

 

Would you rather encounter a Shark in the water or a Lion on land?

*kicks the wolf in the elfnibblets*

 

HEY! Don't eat my bacon or drink my coffee!

 

Umm... Lion on land of course! I can wear his hide and be part of his pride!

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:huh:

 

Why do you look so weird now? I mean, you aren't raging or drinking coffee or brandishing your axe. Instead, you're just kinda standing there posing like some kinda froo-froo barbarian model.

 

Are you feeling okay? Somebody slip decaf into your mug? :huh:

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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:huh:

 

Why do you look so weird now? I mean, you aren't raging or drinking coffee or brandishing your axe. Instead, you're just kinda standing there posing like some kinda froo-froo barbarian model.

 

Are you feeling okay? Somebody slip decaf into your mug? :huh:

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

Wut? Are you saying that I'm not ruggedly handsome anymore?  :huh:

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:huh:

 

Why do you look so weird now? I mean, you aren't raging or drinking coffee or brandishing your axe. Instead, you're just kinda standing there posing like some kinda froo-froo barbarian model.

 

Are you feeling okay? Somebody slip decaf into your mug? :huh:

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

Wut? Are you saying that I'm not ruggedly handsome anymore?  :huh:

 

 

Dude, you look like you stepped out of a Loreal commercial. Just sayin'.

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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:huh:

 

Why do you look so weird now? I mean, you aren't raging or drinking coffee or brandishing your axe. Instead, you're just kinda standing there posing like some kinda froo-froo barbarian model.

 

Are you feeling okay? Somebody slip decaf into your mug? :huh:

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

Wut? Are you saying that I'm not ruggedly handsome anymore? :huh:

Dude, you look like you stepped out of a Loreal commercial. Just sayin'.

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

FINE!!! You got me! I was asked to pose for Cave-Q magazine and this was my best "glamor shot"! Okay!? Sheesh... Can't get anything by the ninja kitty I'll tell you...

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What is worst in life?

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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Who is the better Barbarian? Conan or Jaguar God?

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