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Who is the better Barbarian? Conan or Jaguar God?

Conan. He's the greatest legend amongst my people. The only thing wrong with him was his choice of weapon, swords are nice, but Axes are better!
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Do you ever have people threatening to Kick Your Axe? How about Kick Your Axe?

Nobody threatens me. They see the mighty thews and run away for their lives. They can kick my axe if they want, but I'll be feeding their severed foot to the swine.

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Do you ever have people threatening to Kick Your Axe? How about Kick Your Axe?

Nobody threatens me. They see the mighty thews and run away for their lives. They can kick my axe if they want, but I'll be feeding their severed foot to the swine.

 

 

BACON!!!!

 

Do you act like the Ancient Celts?  Displaying the head of a defeated enemy on a stake in front of your house?

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Would you kick a friend out without any notice upfront?

Yep, they take my coffee or bacon without asking and that's grounds for immediate kick out if not an immediate elf kicking!

What about taking your coffee grounds? Is that cause for an immediate baconing?

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So, we know that you rage with an axe.  What implement of destruction does Mrs. N3rd wield?

 

? Cold Shoulder?  The Stare of Contempt?

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So, we know that you rage with an axe.  What implement of destruction does Mrs. N3rd wield?

 

? Cold Shoulder?  The Stare of Contempt?

 

List of the Honey-Do?

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So, we know that you rage with an axe.  What implement of destruction does Mrs. N3rd wield?

 

? Cold Shoulder?  The Stare of Contempt?

 

List of the Honey-Do?

 

 

That one sounds awfully familiar...

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So, we know that you rage with an axe.  What implement of destruction does Mrs. N3rd wield?

 

? Cold Shoulder?  The Stare of Contempt?

 

List of the Honey-Do?

 

Wondrous item: The Everlasting List of the Honey-do

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I'm not sure wondrous is the right category for that....

 

Cursed maybe?

It all depends on your point of view. That +2 sword you found looks great to you, but I'm pretty sure that the orc whose guts you just ran it through considers it cursed.

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