David Brawley

Getting To Know Each Other - April 2017

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2 hours ago, David Brawley said:

Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

I got sent to the Kyln, less for the weed production, and more for instigating it. Thankfully (or not) it was right after Ronan cleansed it, so things weren't too terrible, at least right right away. It didn't take long for things to go back to being pretty rough. One thing the station wasn't designed for was a hamster sized inmate. They really shouldn't have kept me in general population... Once into the ventilation system there was no stopping me! After disabling the waste recycling system, I hid away on one of the ships sent full of sanitary techs. After I convinced the rat family living on the ship to help me, we got the crew to abandon ship, and then went off on our merry way! 

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2 hours ago, David Brawley said:

Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

 

Nickname's Red, Cell Mate's Tiny, and we're getting out Angry Birds style...  

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I don't do nicknames.  I'm just Prisoner #20.  I marvel at all of the open space available.  I get to see daylight for at least one hour a day?  Bonus!  No watches to stand, plenty of time to work out!

 

Awesome Wife and I joke that we ever had to do anything that would result in one of us going to prison that I am the one most suited to go.

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Posted (edited)

16 minutes ago, Dilvish the Deliverer said:

I'm just Prisoner #20. 

 

You're not a number.  You're a human being!

Edited by hdclearman
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Just now, hdclearman said:

 

You're not a number.  You're human being!

The military has taught me different...

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4 hours ago, David Brawley said:

Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

In honor of Alumni Weekend, I'll go with my Glee Club nickname "Dil", which is short for both "Dilbert" and "Dildo". I'll win friends and influence people by preaching my message of individualized masculinity and handing out condoms and sex toys to anyone who wants them. My celly is a lifetime gangbanger who just wanted a measure of control over his life and together we'll write reports on the inhumanity of the Prison system, leading to reforming the whole thing by turning the State of Wyoming into a rehabilitation preserve where inmates learn valuable life skills and engage with their communities.

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1 hour ago, Dilvish the Deliverer said:

The military has taught me different...

Just a tool we are.

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4 hours ago, David Brawley said:

Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

Umm, I live in Washington. That stuff's legal up here. Besides, there was already a question on plant growing ability last month, and I've already established that I'm Death Incarnate to plants. I couldn't produce "massive quantities" of blackberries if I tried (and any Pacific Northwest native knows you can't kill that stuff)

 

But let's play this game...

My nickname's "Acid". My cellmate is "Slick", a fast talking con-man. We spend our time coming up with elaborate escape plans that always end up with our unwitting dupes getting the brunt of the punishment when our escape attempts inevitably go awry.

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Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

 

Well here it goes, you see I wasn't arrested for growing or selling narcotics...I was arrested for wasting the dealers.

All part of my oath to eliminate each and every criminal on this planet.

 

Because of this they put me in solitary confinement.

I'm still not sure if they did so to protect me from the other inmates, or to protect them from me.

 

My nickname: The Cleaner. ( cause I clean the world of filth).

I do not have a cell mate. Like I said, solitary confinement.

And if they would put a criminal with me, he wouldn't last long.

 

How will I get out?

Every day they take me out for air, after the others have returned to their cells.

I've been taking mental notes, I'm waiting for the right moment.

Oh no...not to escape...

 

I just want to get my hands on a weapon, and then, instead of escaping I will run into the facility and shoot as many criminals in their cells as I can.

Oh I know...they will get me in the end.

But it will be worth it.

This world needs to be cleansed.

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Somebody has been reading to much Mack Bolan....

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Posted (edited)

I am shadow. I am magic. I dip my hands directly into the magical ley lines that criss-cross the planet, and bring them forth as darkness. I am Omen

 

I do not last long in prison, for I allowed myself to be caught. I am there for one thing, to bring true darkness, true fear into the hearts of those who prey on others. Once the fear is released, I travel the ley lines to escape and am far away in another state before the guards are aware I was even there.

 

((Yes, my character Omen, in a superhero campaign, released a bunch of manna shadows into a prison as part of her personal crusade to take down her father's drug business.))

Edited by Aryanun
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10 minutes ago, knarthex said:

Somebody has been reading to much Mack Bolan....

 

I actually don't know him, my inspiration comes from this nice man.

 

Spoiler

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They call me Acid-bath Al*.

My cellmate is... ummm... "missing".  Is that a gold tooth on the floor over there? :unsure:

Escape?  Well, these bars are only metal, aren't they?  Shouldn't take long.

 

 

*Yes, that really was a genuine nickname I had back in my university days.

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6 hours ago, David Brawley said:

Question for Friday, April 21

Well, now that we've all been arrested for producing massive quantities of weed and sentenced to jail, tell me about your life in prison. What's your nickname? Who's your cell mate? When (and how) are you getting out?

(please be silly with your answers)

What jail could hold someone who can teleport at will? Which is fine, because it's obvious that someone here framed me.

 

And I believe it came along with a package of stroopwafels, come to think of it.

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49 minutes ago, Pezler the Polychromatic said:

What jail could hold someone who can teleport at will? Which is fine, because it's obvious that someone here framed me.

 

And I believe it came along with a package of stroopwafels, come to think of it.

a prison that reflexively teleports around the guy who teleports of course.

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