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3 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

so have you all seen it go rampant yet?

 

I did!

I'm happy there were some reassuring messages though.

 

Like..Skynet would never happen in Real LIfe..and Insectoids Can't run a Tech Company.

So I'm sure we're safe.

 

 

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11 hours ago, Cyradis said:

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Yeah. Inspirobot can be mean. 

 

It me!

 

I am a scorpio, a bad friend, and a cruel member of society. And a horrible person. Probably annoying. But an idiot? No, I have paperwork disproving that one...

 

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That's true...

 

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fffft... Though to be fair...

 

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The giant smile seems too pleased...

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Oh man, these are great! I particularly like the comforting and mildly brainwashing statements in between each generated quote.

 

Here are some of my favorites:



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Oh, that's deep, man.

 

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Clearly I've been doing it wrong my whole life!

 

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This one legit sounds like something Dilbert's boss would say. :lol:

 

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I actually quite like this one! ^_^ 

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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Here's a few more I got while I kept clicking because I wanted to see it freak out. It was pretty funny.

 



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I actually like this one quite a bit. :wub: 

 

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...Is Inspirobot trying to flirt with me? :huh::blink: 

 

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::o: 

:blink:

*becomes highly alarmed*

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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4 minutes ago, OneBoot said:

Oh man, these are great! I particularly like the comforting and mildly brainwashing statements in between each generated quote.

 

Here are some of my favorites:

 

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I actually quite like this one! ^_^ 
 

 

 

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

Wait... wait... wait....

You like that one because of the colors, but it is exactly wrong because of the colors!  House Procrastimimus cannot make these claims as they are foundational bedrocks of another House and all know of this claim.

On behalf of House Figmentius, I claim this banner!  We shall appropriately color it purple and send it out to the troops and to hang in the Halls of Legend!

*** Removes Banner ***

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Just now, Grayfax said:

Wait... wait... wait....

You like that one because of the colors, but it is exactly wrong because of the colors!  House Procrastimimus cannot make these claims as they are foundational bedrocks of another House and all know of this claim.

On behalf of House Figmentius, I claim this banner!  We shall appropriately color it purple and send it out to the troops and to hang in the Halls of Legend!

*** Removes Banner ***

 

But...but...but...aw. :down: 

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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*** Removes fresh pan of chocolate chip cookies from the oven ***

*** Pours a tall glass of fresh milk ***

Want some cookies and milk, @OneBoot?

*** Slides the plate and glass across the counter ***

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1 minute ago, Grayfax said:

*** Removes fresh pan of chocolate chip cookies from the oven ***

*** Pours a tall glass of fresh milk ***

Want some cookies and milk, @OneBoot?

*** Slides the plate and glass across the counter ***

 

Wait, first you steal my awesome pretty inspirational banner, and now you're giving me chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven?

 

...I'm so confused. :wacko: 

 

*eats a cookie*

 

Huzzah!

--OneBoot :D

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*** Talks over the hammering from the front hall ***

Yes, these are very good cookies!  And milk!

Oh, what's that?  All done?  Good!  Thanks guys!

*** Takes one last cookie and heads back to the House Figmentius front hall ***

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