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  9 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

so... this is a weird question, but does anyone know how quickly an unchecked population of pathfinder goblins grows? I'm trying to figure out how many goblins would be on a planet if about 50 goblins arrived on a crashed ship 60 years ago.

20

 

Goblin Math

 

GEM

 

I have a hard time believing that you guys took 2 hours to say this.......

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45 minutes ago, Mad Jack said:

 I actually still have a copy of...

 

61XIQ7xTmcL._SR600,315_PIWhiteStrip,Bott

The ones we got were Calgary Expo being invaded or stuff like that, and Spiderman saving the day.

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10 hours ago, Crowley said:

I don't know who in the city decided that starting work to fix a water pipe in the middle of the street, right outside my building at 6pm, which involved about 10 solid minutes of honking from all the cars suddenly stuck because there was a big @ss utility truck in the middle of the road not moving, followed by about 30 minutes of jackhammering was a good idea. Especially as it involved MORE jackhammering from 1am to about 1:30am....

 

I am a grumpy hamster this morning.

That was Fred. Want his number?::D:

 

6 hours ago, pcktlnt said:

Morning all. How does one deal with all the aches that come from being sick?

Take some medicine and go back to sleep.

Hope you're feeling better ASAP.

 

 

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So last night I thought I'd misplaced a good number of my paints. This led me to printing out my spreadsheet and going through each bottle and marking off each paint to find out what I was missing and what was missing in the sheet. Well, it turns out all my paint fits in one pistol case and two caddies. I seriously didn't think there was room in both of them for all 20's of paints that I have. So I spent more than an hour trying to find missing paints that weren't actually missing. <_<

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 I am insufficiently entertained by the internet right now...

 

<throws sword into audience>

 

I'm going to go find something else to do for a few hours until I go to bed.

 

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I just found an ANTI BRAIN WEASEL SONG....

 

Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh
Don't you know?
Everything's alright yes
Everything's fine
And we want you to sleep well tonight
Let the world turn without you tonight
If we try we'll get by
So forget all about us tonight

 

Sleep and I shall soothe you
Calm you and anoint you
Myrrh for your hot forehead
Oh then you'll feel
Everything's alright yes
Everything's fine
And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight

 

Woman your fine ointment
Brand new and expensive
Could have been saved for the poor
Why has it been wasted?
We could have raised maybe
300 silver pieces or more
People who are hungry
People who are starving
Matter more than your feet and hair


Try not to get worried
Try not to hold on to
Problems that upset you, oh
Don't you know?
Everything's alright yes
Everything's fine
And we want you to sleep well tonight
Let the world turn without you tonight
If we try we'll get by
So forget all about us tonight

 

Surely you're not saying
We have the resources
To save the poor from their lot
There will be poor always
Pathetically struggling
Look at the good things you've got
Think while you still have me
Move while you still see me
You'll be lost
You'll be so sorry
When I'm gone


Sleep and I shall soothe you
Calm you and anoint you
Myrrh for your hot forehead
Oh then you'll feel
Everything's alright yes
Everything's fine
And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet

Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
Close your eyes
Close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight

 

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1 hour ago, SparrowMarie said:

So last night I thought I'd misplaced a good number of my paints. This led me to printing out my spreadsheet and going through each bottle and marking off each paint to find out what I was missing and what was missing in the sheet. Well, it turns out all my paint fits in one pistol case and two caddies. I seriously didn't think there was room in both of them for all 20's of paints that I have. So I spent more than an hour trying to find missing paints that weren't actually missing. <_<

 

That sounds like something I would do.

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3 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

Trying to decide if I should do anything with the Huéscar vs Denmark War for a game - 1809-1981.

 

During the time that the conflict raged... nothing happened.

 

Sometime in 1981 someone in Denmark suddenly realized that peace had never been declared, but that was okay - during that war no armies marched, no guns were fired... and it was just plain forgotten about.

 

The Auld Grump - What do you do when you realize that your country has been at war for 170 years? And not a single battle took place?

Breathe a very large sigh of relief.

Then close the book, shelve it, and carefully close and lock the door to the room where that knowledge resides.

GEM

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2 hours ago, knarthex said:
  9 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

so... this is a weird question, but does anyone know how quickly an unchecked population of pathfinder goblins grows? I'm trying to figure out how many goblins would be on a planet if about 50 goblins arrived on a crashed ship 60 years ago.

20

 

Goblin Math

 

GEM

 

I have a hard time believing that you guys took 2 hours to say this.......

Gimme a break.

Please?

I work on Emerald City Time.

So anything that happens before circa Noon Local Time is before I get up, and if it gets a response before One O'clock it means I clocked in early.

And since it's after Two O'clock I'm on overtime now.

GEM

12 minutes ago, Flit said:

 

That sounds like something I would do.

Been there - done that.

Have the duplicate merchandise to prove it.

GEM

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4 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

Trying to decide if I should do anything with the Huéscar vs Denmark War for a game - 1809-1981.

 

During the time that the conflict raged... nothing happened.

 

Sometime in 1981 someone in Denmark suddenly realized that peace had never been declared, but that was okay - during that war no armies marched, no guns were fired... and it was just plain forgotten about.

 

The Auld Grump - What do you do when you realize that your country has been at war for 170 years? And not a single battle took place?

 

Danes know how to do everything right.  :;):  ::D: 

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for whatever reason, I've recently been obsessed with the musical 'Jesus Christ Superstar', and just saw this, and thought I would share....

 

looks like there will be a new version on tv this Easter....

 

With ALICE COOPER(!!!!!) playing King Herod!!!!!!

 

I think it's gonna be worth watching for just that!

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