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Randomness XIII: Cognitive Dissonance While You Wait

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51 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Same place as the sword swallower, except you insert them from the other end of the tube.

Are you sir, accusing me of being a PALADIN?????

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When your obnoxious coworker is gone for a week, it's time to have a little fun.:devil::ph34r:15753.thumb.jpeg.747cb4ad5076d77ddc60aaba854e9f10.jpeg15754.thumb.jpeg.43dc5a934a5ccc107cc99d1496467a39.jpeg5aa32e20090f1_20180309_1306121.thumb.jpg.05c234b2979eae7cade43058ec304496.jpg5aa32e28d5a7b_20180309_1306151.thumb.jpg.72692119b5169c2d5c8136df54a8bec8.jpg

 

Unfortunately, we couldn't acquire enough paper to do the entire desk.

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 Ya know, with about ten rolls of duck tape you could tape the desk to the ceiling....

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Tripleh5133 said:

When your obnoxious coworker is gone for a week, it's time to have a little fun.:devil::ph34r:15753.thumb.jpeg.747cb4ad5076d77ddc60aaba854e9f10.jpeg15754.thumb.jpeg.43dc5a934a5ccc107cc99d1496467a39.jpeg5aa32e20090f1_20180309_1306121.thumb.jpg.05c234b2979eae7cade43058ec304496.jpg5aa32e28d5a7b_20180309_1306151.thumb.jpg.72692119b5169c2d5c8136df54a8bec8.jpg

 

Unfortunately, we couldn't acquire enough paper to do the entire desk.

A shame...

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Tripleh5133 said:

When your obnoxious coworker is gone for a week, it's time to have a little fun.:devil::ph34r:

We do this sort of thing to the guys we like.. lol

 

 

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9 minutes ago, eldamir said:

We do this sort of thing to the guys we like.. lol

 

 

 

The best part is, we do like him. ::P:

 

If I didn't have as much respect for our Housekeeping dept., my initial thought was GLITTER BOMBS!!!!

21 minutes ago, Mad Jack said:

 

 Ya know, with about ten rolls of duck tape you could tape the desk to the ceiling....

 

 

 

Ceiling wouldn't hold.

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2 minutes ago, Tripleh5133 said:

 

If I didn't have as much respect for our Housekeeping dept., my initial thought was GLITTER BOMBS!!!!

We did this to a girl this week.. 2lb of glitter all over her desk, keyboard, chair, monitors... 

 

Since we like her, the other 2lb stayed in the bags.. 

 

 

and we managed to clean it up with minimal collateral damage to the floor (although our manager (who's idea it was) managed to end up with a couple of jacket pockets full to keep him happy when he got home) ..  

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Party again split.

 

This time we are information gathering.

 

No combat expected. <_<

 

We're doomed. :blink:

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29 minutes ago, Tripleh5133 said:

 

The best part is, we do like him. ::P:

 

If I didn't have as much respect for our Housekeeping dept., my initial thought was GLITTER BOMBS!!!!

 

Ceiling wouldn't hold.

 

Got time to build a fake, properly supported ceiling with walls too, so you can then duct tape said...  Okay, now I'm just overthinking things.

 

Would be hilarious if it were somehow pulled off and their first comment was "why is my office smaller than I remember?"

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Well, that was a waste of pork. I tried grilling some pork chops using a brown sugar bourbon glaze that I make ham with as a marinade. The glaze had been sitting in my freezer since Christmas 2016, as I'd made way too much of it accidentally, and since I had pork chops that I needed to use up I figured I'd give it a try. Either the glaze had gone bad (don't see how since it's almost 50% bourbon, then the remainder is largely molasses and brown sugar, and it was in a freezer, but I'm no scientist) or it just doesn't work as a grilling marinade. But it was so, so terrible. I took one bite and it was a big, fat case of NOPE!

 

Almost done with my packing. Waiting on my duffelbag to get out of the dryer so that I can pack all of my vacuum-sealed clothes in it. Then I just need to clean my cooler, double check my armor box, and load everything into the car to be ready for tomorrow morning.

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1 hour ago, knarthex said:

Are you sir, accusing me of being a PALADIN?????

If the sword fits.........:;):

GEM

1 hour ago, Tripleh5133 said:

When your obnoxious coworker is gone for a week, it's time to have a little fun.:devil::ph34r:15753.thumb.jpeg.747cb4ad5076d77ddc60aaba854e9f10.jpeg15754.thumb.jpeg.43dc5a934a5ccc107cc99d1496467a39.jpeg5aa32e20090f1_20180309_1306121.thumb.jpg.05c234b2979eae7cade43058ec304496.jpg5aa32e28d5a7b_20180309_1306151.thumb.jpg.72692119b5169c2d5c8136df54a8bec8.jpg

 

Unfortunately, we couldn't acquire enough paper to do the entire desk.

This would be even more humorous if, upon unwrapping the "packages", they were all empty boxes and the normal content of the office were in a closet someplace.

GEM

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37 minutes ago, Unruly said:

Well, that was a waste of pork. I tried grilling some pork chops using a brown sugar bourbon glaze that I make ham with as a marinade. The glaze had been sitting in my freezer since Christmas 2016, as I'd made way too much of it accidentally, and since I had pork chops that I needed to use up I figured I'd give it a try. Either the glaze had gone bad (don't see how since it's almost 50% bourbon, then the remainder is largely molasses and brown sugar, and it was in a freezer, but I'm no scientist) or it just doesn't work as a grilling marinade. But it was so, so terrible. I took one bite and it was a big, fat case of NOPE!

 

Almost done with my packing. Waiting on my duffelbag to get out of the dryer so that I can pack all of my vacuum-sealed clothes in it. Then I just need to clean my cooler, double check my armor box, and load everything into the car to be ready for tomorrow morning.

Have a blast!

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Bored and anxious.

 

Everybody come over and play board games.

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