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Randomness XIV: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

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2 minutes ago, Crowley said:

I just started eating an apple. Got 3-4 bites on and realized I didn't really want it. *Sigh* hate wasting food. The pigeons will enjoy it at least. 

 

What would those pigeons want with a cellphone?

 

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4 minutes ago, kristof65 said:

Didn't they make a Vegas movie about that class?  :lol:

we watched one of those movies in that class :P

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My state had an early voting sticker:

 

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Since it’s small, and the voting period was long, I stuck it in my pocket notebook rather than on my coat...

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1 hour ago, Zink said:

 

Be careful saying that where they might here you. If they do you might find out the true meaning of "stuck up". :wow:

 

Nah. Greys really aren’t that hard to deal with. Simply toss a pint or two of strawberry ice cream in a direction and they lose it mentally. Completely distracted from any social slight, and soon forgotten as the sods scramble for the last little drip.

 

Greens on the other hand will hold a grudge for a long, long time. But, you really have to screw up badly since they are pretty easy going.  In like, you would have to have managed to cut one of their fingers off. Bacterial infections on alien soil are no laughing matter, even if the digit regrows eventually. Luckily, nobody I know has ever managed that. 

 

Uh... don’t ask how I know things like that.

 

1 hour ago, kristof65 said:

So this explains why you help build rockets, then? 

 

Yup. I want to see humanity spread across the galaxy. Millions of worlds, with all the intellectual power that would hold.

 

I would have said across the universe, but you know, set one’s goals to an achievable level.

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2 hours ago, Zink said:

 

Be careful saying that where they might here you. If they do you might find out the true meaning of "stuck up". :wow:

I wouldn't bring up the "probing"  around Greys...they get sensitive about it.

By which I mean it irritated them a lot more than my attempts to hijack the saucer did. 

If possible, get them talking about Elvis. They'll go on for hours, but it's far better than having to hear them lecture on "ugly stereotypes" or having their engineers bellow at you for hooking a playstation controller into the main control panel and inadvertently overloading the left antigrav plate when you hit the O button...

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And forget about those idiots that were so security blind that someone could hijack their saucers by hacking them with a Mac....

 

The Auld Grump - still better than the aliens that disolve in water, but tried to invade a world where it sometimes just falls from the sky!

 

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2 hours ago, kristof65 said:

I don't know about that.  It could help boost interest in math. 

 

Used to play Blackjack in Junior High for peanuts.  As in literally peanuts. 

 

We always used the cheap plastic chips. Or we just used the spare change in our pockets. Still got in trouble with the school because even pennies or worthless plastic was still considered gambling. Heck, they almost didn't want to let us play Magic the Gathering because they tried to consider it gambling...

 

Deciding if I want to make spaghetti sauce or if I want to make something else. 

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52 minutes ago, TheAuldGrump said:

still better than the aliens that disolve in water, but tried to invade a world where it sometimes just falls from the sky!

 

Which movie was that ?

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5 minutes ago, TGP said:

 

Which movie was that ?

I think it was "Signs", though the idea could be older. 

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It was indeed Signs... the point where M. Night Shyamalan's movies went off the deep end. ::(:

 

Sixth Sense and Unbreakable had been so good, and then.....

 

The Auld Grump

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3 hours ago, Zink said:

 

I'm not a political person but I'm thinking it's probably best if the kids aren't gambling on horse races while at school. That's more of an extracurricular activity.

 

It helps, that I live in a neighbor state where I could give diddly squat whether it passes or not. It's Idaho's problem, not mine.  I wanna say the biggest issue here in OR (other then gov race) is either a tax on groceries or in the city probably either selling marijuana in town (Ontario opted out when it became legal to sell/buy in the state...now they are hurting for cash & seen the tax kickbacks from it...whoops!!) or opting for a rec district (Yes mean a rec district but raises our taxes, No means rec programs & other park stuff gets cut. Since my kids have outgrown rec stuff & I like use the park maybe once or twice a year I voted no on that one). Also mayor & other elected spots in town.

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2 hours ago, Pegazus said:


Yup. I want to see humanity spread across the galaxy.

 

 Well, if you could come up with a way for the entire Earth to achieve critical mass...  I imagine we'd spread throughout the galaxy pretty damn quickly, lol.

 

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43 minutes ago, TheAuldGrump said:

It was indeed Signs... the point where M. Night Shyamalan's movies went off the deep end. ::(:

 

Sixth Sense and Unbreakable had been so good, and then.....

 

The Auld Grump

 

I remember thinking at the time that The Village wasn't too awfully terrible until the last few minutes when the "twist" was revealed. I haven't seen it since it came out, though, so maybe I was just too blinded by high school movie theater makeouts to see the terribleness of it at the time.

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4 hours ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Be glad you aren't at sea, making way through a monsoon with water coming in at the top of the elevator doors.

BTDT.

Had nothing but the greatest sympathy and respect for the sailors aboard our escorting Destroyers trying to keep up with the lumbering old lady in these circumstances.

GEM

BTDT.

Walking on bulkheads (walls) was fun!

If you timed the waves right, you could make it up a 12-15 step ladder (stairway ya filthy landlubbers!) in just 1 step. If you messed up the timing though, you were in for some hurt...

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