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Wanted beer or whiskey, ended up with ice cream. I don't know how that happened but my wallet is happier.
Your liver, too, I imagine. (But screw that organ, it is evil and must be punished!)
Pssh. I haven't had a drink in over a year and I don't take any drugs, so my liver can suffer just this once.