KAMUT

Yeah, Look who's back....

Looks like the UTDF is being reactivated for a short spell. although all thats left is Alpha Spear (Wild Apache) and Tango Spear (Lone Wolf Rangers) Also Romeo Spear is in good shape (Rach-OPFOR). For those who don't Know or remember, I organized by 7500 point task forces called Tomahawks when we were in the old CAV system. 3 Tomahawks equal a spear. Requesting Black Lightning support in Atlanta, GA. If any assistance is required for league building, I have more than enough CAVs to loan out, plus I'm dropping anything I have that isn't part of my main Battalion. Have plenty of OPFOR CAVs for KDM, HM and the Malvies too, so hit me up. [email protected]

I'm not online as much as I used to be, so I don't even have the IM set up on my new machine. easiest way to get at me is through the email. Shingan2[email protected] Got in touch with Froggy and Red, always cool to hear from these guys. otherwise just been busy, thats all, not bad for a slacker right? Erion: hey dude, most of my gear is boxed up, but I may be looking to part with a whole lot of stuff if your boys are interested. I'll probably keep my Rangers, since they are heavily modded, otherwise the rest of my collection is fair game, not sure what the wife wants to keep but we'll see. get at me. Charles Cruz Dueno AKA Kamut

Its been a while but I'm still kicking. Took me a moment to remember my password, wow its been a while. But anyway, much of the same ole, same ole. heard around the grapevine that some guys have been wondering about this old dude; still rocking. Haven't been online as much, new job, new rules, yada yada. I've been keeping to myself anyway since I have a big project I've been working on. basically tailoring much of the CAV stuff for the Apaches into one of my own plotlines, Exodus Star. its been interesting, to say the least. as far as gaming, i've been staying away intentionally, since the Tactical Tabletop also features mecha. theres a whole different perception on their use, so that also triggered a major rewrite on tactics and such. Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm still around, still rocking, doing this, that and the third. still nice with the words just so ya'll heard now I'm out with a big dirty bird. See ya round Charles Cruz Dueno AKA Kamut [email protected]

thunder echoes across the sky, lightning dances from cloud to cloud following it in its spiraling concerto. So they dare sling foul ediface upon the great temple of the gods..... curse their catapults, weapons and guns. for every filthy projectile they cast at the gods, be it stone, bullets or raw sewage, will become slimy Orc Transvestites; and they will return to their masters to show them love....... Lots of love....... The corn of the mortal world once again rise into the army of 626s and wreak chaos on their world. steal all the toilet paper and leave them with nothing but their fingers................ Joins the gods for their morning ambrosia, turns to the funny pages of the godly times.....

come to the darkside Play CAV PLAY LOTS OF CAV. LOL. I guess we can coin the term T bird lovin? She's nice, really nice.

Always privy to help a fellow god; can't say I didn't earn my place in the pantheon. LOL.

Kamut activates the Bling Bling ring, transforming the women of Greyhawke's fantasy world into sexcrazed orc women. Greyhawke's likeness is that of their equivalent of Justin Timberlake, and they go berzerk trying to get to him hehehehehe

Kamut smiles over the carnage unleashed by the army of Stitches. Reflects over the previous discussions of glam rock, and decides he has a treat for his fellow devine brothers and sisters. One of the larger 626s stand before him, with a white hand fashioned into the dirty bird on his forehead. “March, my children, its time to march.” Several thousand 626s form up ranks as far as the horizon was revealed to the eyes. Then a familiar beat was heard. BOOM BOOM BAP BOOM BOOM BAP “We will, we will ROCK YOU!” They began their march across the lands of men; in specific the homelands of Greyhawke. To the west Bumbar was given a Devine revelation; for when he awoke from his vision, in his hand was a Bling Bling ring of power. When put inside flame, a message on the ring's surface would be revealed in ancient graffiti, and say “OUCH, get me out of here, you smuck!” it could only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Boom, a volcanic mound which constantly spewed puffs of smoke with a loud rumble. BOOM BOOM BAP BOOM BOOM BAP Bumbar’s task was to raise an army for the gods and march into the lands of the mortals from the west. There he was to ravage the mortals, all save Tatsu, who was protected by the goddess of mercy and the horses would be spared. As a special blessing for the goddess of the equine, the mortals were to be made into pack animals, and chained to wagons, where the horses and mules would be pulled around. Kamut would be forever known as the god of the “What the….. Shut yo mouth!” the retainer for the great pantheon, and the single word by the gods muttered that would avenge any blasphemy from that of mortals.

does the wop, then into the cabbage patch dance! thank you, thank you; and I am honored to be entered into the great pantheon of Ringbearers, and as a token of my gratitude, I will terrorize the world of mortals, for their insolance. (but Tatsu and his ilk will be spared my wrath). No instigator will dare blaspheme the gods, ever.

Lord of the Bling Bling Kamut's form assembles from mist, he smiles an evil smile. Today, evil incarnate will be unleashed on the world of mortals. His arm extends foreward then upwards as a mighty citidel of rock and dust rose from the ground. Clouds swirl, spitting lightning onto the Earth. Thunder rumbles in concert with the earth, violently shaking as if the very foundation of heaven and hell were to crumble. the mist reappeared atop the jagged citidel. I will take leave shortly, but my army will riegn chaos in my absence. No mortal will dare blaspheme the gods, and the instigators will tremble in fear. he pondered momentarily, then smiled again, for he knew what being would make the perfect instrument of his madness. with a chuckle, he visualized the corn growing in Tatsu's field, and that of all mortals. The head of each stalk dropped to the earth, and began to take form. Yellow turned to blue Plant to animal leaves to claws Corn to Experiment 626? perfect, for what other being could contend with the wrath of the gods; the corn of this earth will become an army of experiment 626's "Go now my children, raise chaos in the streets, steal the left shoe of every mortal you meet, reverse street signs, back up sewers, for the mortals will regret the day they blasphemed against the gods................."

bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I cannot help it; I have this insatiable desire to do something EVIL hehehehehehe transforms the goldfish back to his original form muahahahahaha

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, willful submittence. Kamut hears Tatsu and places the blue planet back in its proper place. never let it be said I am without mercy

he dares assign an attribute to the god, hehehehe Godlike, therefore like a god, thus gods don't get dizzy, thus Kamut, like a god does not get dizzy. picks up the shiny blue planet, puts it on his finger (right in the general vicinity of a rather brash Goldfish), spins it. the friction causes the water around the Goldfish to heat up "hey look, Boiling Nemo!" MuaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats because Mike is yet a mere mortal; gods don't get dizzy.........hehehe passes the shiny blue planet