Fruitcake is only usable as terrain.
And you need a lot of it to build a castle.
With the only treasure being dried pieces of fruit.
Which would motivate my players to kill me.
I don't like those odds.
Pingo got me this as a present.
Pingo and our children all play in a game of Exalted that I am running.
I said, "It's a warstrider." (basically a magical mecha).
Our daughter said, "Stop getting dad things to kill us with."