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Lord of the Dish Pit

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  • Birthday 02/08/1981

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    Yorkville IL
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    Reading,(pulp and horror mostly),miniature painting, occasional playstation binge

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  1. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    This year is the first time I've ever heard the term Easter Monday.
  2. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    "health reasons" is often a translation for 1 not enough money in the envelope 2 someone else put more money in their envelope to have competition removed 3 land developer wants you out so they can knock the building down. (Dekalb Way)
  3. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Getting to Know You for April 2019

    Never had the opportunity to learn how, and I don't know if there are any left in the county now that I think on it. So until I can figure out a way to modify a cat to grow 16 hands high, I doubt I'll be riding anytime soon.
  4. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    There are times I seriously wonder if someone did exactly this considering the way technology has accelerated since 1947. Thing is, plopping oneself down during the cold war era, with no paper backtrail of personal history and technological knowledge that is advanced beyond anything known at the time is a surefire path to bad things. At best you'd be locked in somewhere like Los Alamos, at worse executed as a spy or infiltrator. Also our own era has not dealt paticularly well with rapid technological change in the last decade, the unintended social and economic side effects of introducing it where the gap is larger might be disasterous. Hence the quieter route of bank robbery and stock manipulation. Still somewhat risky on a wider scale but not anywhere near overt enough to destabalize society as a whole.
  5. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    I hear you on the weirdness, although in my case it was when I realized that some of my paints were older than some of my coworkers. You also never forget that magical moment when you hear one of your favorite songs from high school being played as "Classic Rock" or even worse muzzak. That is when the seed of "Grouchy Old %$#^&*" begins to sprout within...
  6. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Reapermini New Site Layout

    I find myself in the position of a cat whose humans have moved the furniture unexpectedly. That in mind I think I will just sit and stare at the unfolding situation for awhile before coming to any conclusions.
  7. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Getting to Know You for April 2019

    Dr. Frankenstein (FRANKENSTEEN!) and Igor.
  8. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    I've been trying to find a witch that can send me back to the late 70s! Banks were so much easier to rob back then, and statute of limitations on it was only 7 years! Which means all one had to do was sit on the money that long then pay taxes on it and you were in the clear! I could steal enough to buy up most of the township before 1988, (especially after using future knowledge to abuse the stock market) and prevent the invading Napervillians from gaining a foothold here in the 90s. Thus keeping them from killing off my trees!
  9. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    Yes it does. The architecture gets uglier and vehicle design more hideous. This is why we yell at clouds, they fill the minds of the youth with lies! Of course I'm not! Now if Swamp Thing would've made some better life choices, that grass wouldn't be in the situation it's in. There's other lawns it could go to, some of which are on the property of fanatics who mow twice a week. Stupid grass doesn't know how good it's had it up til now.
  10. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    Gave my lawn "the Talk" today. It has been proven that plants have some form of emotions, now we shall see if they possess reason and whether or not it can be appealed to. I told the grass that the weekly torture it undergoes thru me running fast moving blades over it is something it brings upon itself. All the grass has to do is be more responsible in it's growing, and the pain it suffers will be less frequent. I explained to it that I take no joy in having to mow it and that I could be doing far more entertaining things with my time. Basically I laid down a mighty guilt trip upon it. Should this not work I shall have to resort to daily sessions of verbal abuse. I figure that if soothing music and encouraging words are said to promote growth, an all out assault on the grass's feeling of self worth might slow it down some.
  11. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    I'm reasonably sure you've already tried this, but it worked for me a few years ago. Had a wart that years of home surgery couldn't kill, as every time I dug it out it came back. The last time I dug it out I wrapped duct tape strips around the hole and kept it duct taped for two weeks. Wart's been gone 6 years now.
  12. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Getting to Know You for April 2019

    Neither ever caught my interest. We ever get around to creating a live action Bloodbowl though...
  13. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    Consider one given.
  14. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    The artist forgot to add the wings. Other than that yet more evidence for my theory on the existence of the Cat Dragon. If anyone here is wise in the ways of genetic manipulation, and has access to the tools of Forbidden Science, mayhap we should revive these majestic beasts so that once more fire breathing felines may swoop amoungst the peaks and the world become more interesting. Failing that, anyone interested in creating the VelociRabbit? Why not both?
  15. Lord of the Dish Pit

    Getting to Know You for April 2019

    Up until about 3 years ago I did, but I'm not certain as to availibility of film and getting it processed where I live now. Also about the only pictures I take are mini related, so using the digital one is really all I need.
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