Green Eyed Monsty

Seems reasonable.

I'm going to need Dr. Brown to build me a Dual Mr. Fusion much more powerful Microwave Oven: Because the neighbors might object to me building a Blast Furnace for use as a cooking appliance.

The lawyer is fake but the chicken sandwich is real. GEM

There is an actual Cakewalk Celebration here in Nevada [and it is coming up soon] in Genoa [pronounced Ge-noa], the first settled community in Nevada. My Bad. It's actually called the "Genoa Candy Dance" and it was last weekend. Started as a local fundraiser in 1919 to purchase street lights and has become an ongoing festival. GEM

This hits close to home as my ReaperCon alternate persona is "The Headmaster of a world famous school of Magic And Wizardry" We are saddened by the news. GEM

So where's the temperature sign reading miles per hour? GEM

Nice analogy. GEM

I just find them and post them. I don't write them, or do the sort of proofreading and then do [equivalent of] photoshop [Linux system so I use GIMP]. Basically, find, copy, paste, with editorial remarks. GEM Who has one saved for when the first snow flies.

How to tell if it's an emergency:

Indeed it is and @PaganMegan made the turn in first place. GEM

What's really sad is there are at least Two Elvis's [Elvi?] in the entertainment industry, separated by a couple of generations. GEM

Careful, that's how Craft Breweries get started. GEM

You might possibly encourage future contributions along these lines by gifting the person responsible for the contribution with a "generous sample" [I'm thinking at least a growler of finished product] of the product produced using the contributed hops. GEM