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Zephyrus

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  1. Forgive my ignorance, but what is Exalted? I've never heard of it.
  2. A really good Pheonix would be nice.
  3. Don't forget Frosch's frog army.
  4. Dodge, what a wonderful word to put on the front of a big truck. Gallagher
  5. Never mind. I just figured it out.
  6. This is a dopey question, but how do you access profiles?
  7. Looks like Miniatures : The Gathering to me.
  8. So manyof our dreams seem impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. Christopher Reeve
  9. A telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing thought she was in heaven when she got this guy on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send someone out to give you an estimate?" "Not at all, answered the man. "When would be a good time?" "as soon as I dig a basement," he replied.
  10. "How do they feel?" the shoe salesclerk asks a man trying on a pair of wingtips. "They're a little too tight," the customer answers. "Try pulling the togue out," the clerk offers. "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," the man replies.
  11. Keeping your anger is like holding a hot coal you intend to throw at someone, you're the one getting burned. Buddha
  12. Was there anybody sitting next to you? On topic : You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. Meryl Streep
  13. A recently divorced woman is walking along a beach and finds a bottle in the sand. She opens it and a genie comes out. He tells her she can have three wishes and whatever she wishes for her ex-husband gets twice as much. She wishes for a beautiful house, her ex gets one twice the size, she wished to be incredibly rich, her ex gets twice as much money. Then she says, "Ok, for my last wish I want you to scare me half to death."
  14. A man who can laugh when things go wrong has found someone he can blame it on. Unknown (to me anyway)
  15. Your mother was a hamster and you father smelled of elderberries! French knights again.
  16. Here's another showing of the wonders of beauracracy. This is not a personal story. The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated my card. "What will you do with it?" my wife asked. "We burn it" was the answer. "Could you please cut the photo off and let us keep it??" asked my wife. "Certainly not," said the clerk. "This card is official U.S. government property. As such it cannot be mutilated before it's destroyed."
  17. Fame is a four letter word. And like tape, or zoom, or face, or pain, or love, or life, what ultimately matters is what we do with it. Fred Rogers
  18. Found floating through cyberspace : A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.
  19. Sometimes instead of climbing over barricades, you've got to walk around them. Bono
  20. The angels had guitars before they had wings. Jim Steinman
  21. Love without passion is no kind of love at all. The Eagles
  22. A blonde, brunnette and a redhead are stuck on top of a burning building. Some firemen come along with a blanket, and encourage the redhead to jump. She jumps and the firemen pull the blanket away. They encourage the brunnette to jump, she says "You're going to pull the blanket away!" They say "No, really. We just don't like redheads." The brunnette jumps. They pull the blanket away. They encourage the blonde to jump. She tells them "I know better. Just put the blanket on the ground and back away."
  23. How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of a pool.
  24. Shouldn't that be in the ponderables thread?
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