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Bloodhowl

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  1. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    1. Bloodhowl

      Bloodhowl

      I think it is.

  2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  3. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

  4. If you don't pay your Exorcist, do you get repossessed?

    1. Glitterwolf

      Glitterwolf

      That would seem appropiate!

  5. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

    1. Glitterwolf

      Glitterwolf

      Because some are slow learners.

  6. Why do you never hear about gruntled employees?

    1. Pragma

      Pragma

      They do their jobs so eptly that no one notices.

  7. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

    1. Sylverthorne

      Sylverthorne

      The bottle makes no sound when shaken? The bottle is empty.

    2. Bloodhowl

      Bloodhowl

      Is it empty, or just so full it makes no noise when shaken?

  8. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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    2. Glitterwolf
    3. Bloodhowl

      Bloodhowl

      I that that was hind sight?  I'm more of a bewb man myself. ::D:

    4. Dai-Mongar

      Dai-Mongar

      Lacy things feel nice, you know.

  9. Do Roman paramedics refer to "IVs" as "4s"?

  10. What if the Hokey-Pokey IS what its all about?

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    2. Glitterwolf

      Glitterwolf

      I believe one has to turn all around?

    3. Bloodhowl

      Bloodhowl

      Ah yes.  Forgot about turning yourself around. That's what its all about!

    4. Glitterwolf

      Glitterwolf

      Do not forget to shake it all about!

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