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Erifnogard last won the day on November 5 2017

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    Paranoia, Hot Tea, long walks in the Chaos at the End of Everything.

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  1. This is entirely dependent on how married you are to the idea your coffee has to be liquid. It is physically possible to chew your coffee if you are desperate. /veteran
  2. These images are from https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1182417636392456192 My personal captions for them are beneath each photo. I kinda want to go shopping at the farmers market now looking for photogenic vegetable characters. Komrade Karrot "I will break you." /Russian La Belle Carrot "It's how you feel about yourself that makes you sexy." Captain Carrot of the voidship Icarus "My god, it's full of stars"
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    Reaper Radio

    Way ahead of you my glittery friend. I got it when it dropped and was actually listening to it in the car today! Good stuff!
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    Happy Birthday, Glitterwolf!

    Congratulations on another successful circumnavigation of the local star! May you have many more!
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    Reaper Radio

    I summon @Glitterwolf with the power of Mongolian Metal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
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    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    I used to be regularly asked stock questions in Walmart and Target despite not wearing anything even vaguely like their colors/clothing. I view this as an opportunity to provide ‘helpful’ directions to the wrong side of the store.
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    Citadel Contrast paints

    I don't know that I would go so far as to say these aren't watery, just not as prone to running as a straight up wash.
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    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    idly chews some spaghetti while wondering where that darn cat has gotten too pauses chewing and looks into bowl with a dawning look of horror Mr. Bigglesworth? Noooooooooooooo! a cat rubs against Erifnogard's leg and purrs Um, nevermind.
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    Citadel Contrast paints

    Difference is mainly in the medium I think. It's closer to a glaze medium. If you don't get to carried away glopping it on, it has enough tension to hold itself in place unlike most washes. Also dries faster than most of my washes. I think of it as somewhere in between a wash and a glaze in consistency.
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    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    wanders into thread and is nearly bowled over by a running, wildly flailing LittleBluberry glances around momentarily confused, shrugs, and starts following LittleBluberry with tentacles flailing
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    Don't ask me anything. Tell me something.

    The Liberator pistol was a mass produced pistol chambered for .45 ACP that was air dropped all over Europe for resistance groups to use. Not that they were intended to actually shoot people with them since the barrel was only barely longer than the bullet and had only a notional relationship to the concept of rifling and as such was, much like derringers, more likely to hit the moon than whatever you happened to be aiming it at. In addition, there was real doubt that the hasty construction would actually stand up to more than a few shots. The theory was that you should use it to intimidate someone into giving you a real gun. In addition to its failings with regards shooting things you were aiming at, the Liberator also suffered from the fact that if you ever were insane enough to fire it in anger you better hope that by some miracle you accidentally hit your target because reloading it involved flipping the breach plate up and using a stick to eject the spent shell. If you would like to see someone attempt to actually hit something with one (well, a reproduction anyway) go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgOfbG3mi_0
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    Don't ask me anything. Tell me something.

    One of my favorite quotes from Star Wars is "And these blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." All I can think of when I hear it is the fact that there is somebody in the Star Wars universe less accurate than Stormtroopers.
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    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    Just like that?! You say it like it was easy. Sol was hungover this morning and we practically had to shove him out the door after pouring a couple of pots of hot plasma down him. You would think that star would be more conscientious about showing up for the day named for him. I swear that if the stars aren't right when they're scheduled it will be because that reprobate was partying too hard with Rigel the night before and Uncle C is going to be pissed.
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    Randomness XV: 'tis a silly place.

    The label on my bottle of water assures me that it contains no uranium. Call me old fashioned but I feel that if you are selling me drinking water that the fact it contains no uranium should not need to be stated.