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It's simply a matter of finding the proper bait.

That choice has long since been made for me:

The Rest of Vecna: The Arch-Lich Vecna's looted carcass, stripped of all useful parts and presumably up on blocks. Not good for anything, but anyone currently inhabited by one of Vecna's working bits will desire it for sentimental reasons.

Groucho would like you to know that he's had a lovely evening.

Often, the most traumatic moment in one's military career is the sudden, horrifying realization that you *are* the adult supervision.

They aren't available as a set, but they're all Bones minis: Skeletal Archer - SKU77018 (3-pack) Orc Marauder - SKU77042 (out of stock) He has several buddies wearing the same armor (Orc Stalker, Orc Berserker, Orc Hunter) Mangu Timur - SKU77148 (out of stock) Tricksy. There are several evil knight types in the Bones line, but nothing exact like with a minion type. The Figure Finder might help: https://www.reapermini.com/search/figurefinder+plastic+human+plate/latest/page2

Insane Cloud Posse

I've looked at clowns from both sides now, from up and down, but still, somehow, it's clowns' illusions I recall. I really don't know clowns at all.

Tell him to put a fiver in the Synergy jar.

This is going to make my life so much easier.

@Crowley The youtube algorithm belched this forth from the depths and I immediately thought of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nyCo-6R1bE

"It's a myth that the North American Zombie hunts humans for their brains. These creatures are hardly ever aggress - Crikey, he bit me!"

This one wants to be held all the time. I wanted breakfast. Problem solving in action.

@Corsair - Korean lunch rush is no joke.

When I lived alone I complained about my roommate all the time.

Crows are smart. I doubt he expected it to be his size.

@TGP @Kuroneko Caramel heats pretty evenly, and starts to caramelize around 340 F/171 C, or about twice the temperature that it takes to cook meat. I'd go with wet hands: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect

English is literally spoken on every continent. You're pronouncing it right somewhere. Or you're Sir David Attenborough and nobody's willing to call you on it.

I had CHP knock on the door about a car that had been sold at least twice since I'd traded it in and the dealer had charged me to transfer title. Seems that they don't keep up with that stuff when the vehicle enters the cash sale market.

At a guess:

Mushroom dragons! That is all.