See that tabardish, weird thing hanging down between his legs and covering his nawty bits? What the heck is it? I am doing a commission piece and I have stared at it and I am still a bit clueless. Covering his stones with stones? Hiding his organ with organs? (hubby wants me to paint it like it's livers or hearts or something). I am trying to keep this as clean as I can here, but the discussion here has degenerated beyond imagination. Save me.
Keep it clean, but...Gene, give me a clue cuz I feel stupid here...