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*the room darkens slightly as mystical bolts of colour fly inside, each swirling around a central point and coming closer and closer until they combine to form into Pezler the Polychromatic* Greetings from the Wizard Most Wild, everyone! As you may know, I came from another place some time ago during my travels. I'm a wild mage, planes traveler, tavern owner, demiplane creator, and member of the Scroll of the Month Club. I have journeyed through many planes of existence in my 3154 years, and have seen many wondrous things! I have known vampyres, gods, demons and faeries, and have met many more interesting people since coming here! I am single, enjoy casting new spells, creating magic items, shapechanging, long walks on the Astral Plane, and.....*shuffles through the loose pages in his hands*....whoops, that's my singles ad. *tosses pages over his shoulder, walks along vast rows of books and scrolls* Well, since I'm here, I am a vast repository of knowledge and invite you to take advantage of all the research that this epic-level mage has done. Ask about all things mundane and arcane, secular and divine, local and multiversal! No question is too odd, and the answers may surprise you! Reasonable rates! Revel in the chaos, everyone!

Hello victims fellow forumites! I decided to do an AMA thread of my own. Go ahead ask me everything. Serious questions get a serious answer or a silly one if I feel that it is more suitable and vice versa... I reserve the right to not answer certain questions.. Be aware of the different timezone...I might answer next day. Ask the friendly wolf anything, I won't bite Pwomise!!!

Ask me anything. All the cool kids are doing it. I reserve the right to answer in-character, out-of-character, truthfully, fictionally, pull a brain-fart and miss your question, and/or to misquote you if it'll make the answer funnier. Besides, we've already seen the worst that can happen, right?

I've really enjoyed reading all of the Ask Me Anything threads and getting to know people better, so I finally decided to start one of my own. Feel free to ask me about anything: my likes, dislikes, past, present, future, family, footwear, etc. A silly question will likely receive a silly answer, and I reserve the right to respond to any question with cute cat pictures. Because if there's one thing this forum needs, it's more cute cat pictures. Huzzah! --OneBoot :D

So I'd been thinking about doing this for a while. A recurring theme in my life is that people sometimes find me difficult to get to know. Because of the way I was raised, I tend to be very guarded and I have social anxiety, so I don't talk about myself very much, except for in small spurts. Answering questions is generally easier than bringing things up randomly on my own and a few other people have recently started up their own AMA's and I thought, eh, why not go ahead and post this up? So ask me silly questions or legit ones and I'll either give you a silly answer or a legit answer, but this is an Ask Me Anything, so no questions are off limits, so long as they're in line with the rules of the forum. Verification that I am me:

Okay - having looked through those other AMA threads I figured that would be a fun thing. So ask me :-D aaah! one rule though: I might not answer if ... it gets too private ... too far into my job ... I don't understand the question. Engage!

Sooo...these look like fun. So Mouse is doing one! Yay! Now ask me stuff, please?

*BONK!* is here to answer your questions and give badmost excellent advice. Disclaimer: Not responsible for incidents, accidents, disability, dismemberments, bite marks, lumps on heads, death, random bits of cat fur or mummy wrappings, or monetary loss for following the advice of a mummified cat plush toy.

Because @Beagle and I derailed multiple threads into rocks, with help from the chemist @NebulousMissy... Here, ask me about rocks. Or life. Or cheese. Or hats. Maybe about bees, or flying, or any random thing. Beagle, please interject for your Dark Side knowledge (petroleum stuff is the Dark Side). I don't know diddlysquat about the Dark Side, except for some basic field geophysics for remote sensing. @NebulousMissy gets chemist-stuff. Cool cool? Shall we let the randomness become random again?

*trudges into his own cave again and invites guests to come ask him questions of any kind* Welp, I've been kicked out of the Goblin Cave now have new digs, feel free to ask me whatever you like.