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((Note, I started this a long time ago, and never finished but promised I would. I'm not finished yet, but my mad cackling needs an outlet. If you want to see the original, do a search for "Let the madness begin" with me as the author, or just click here. This is all intended as fun and humor. I hope you enjoy. )) THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW A SCREENPLAY BY JIM SHARMAN AND RICHARD O'BRIEN Adapted from "The Rocky Horror Show" a musical with Book, Music & Lyrics by Richard O'Brien THE REAPER MINI PICTURE SHOW ADAPTATION BY ARYANUN (Note: No minis, forum members, sculptors, or ReaperPeeps were harmed in the making of this script... just heavily mocked.) ----- THE FIRST IMAGE IS A SET OF RED VELVET CINEMA CURTAINS Soft Drum-Roll. THEY SPLIT OPTICALLY TO REVEAL THE REAPER LOGO. A group of painted 10033: Mouseling Heroes (10) stumble across the screen, sparring with each other wielding random bits from 03032: Musical Instruments (12) Various. As they reach the center of the screen the Mouselings freeze and stare out at the audience, giggle, and raise up the instruments to play a fanfare. A SMALL WHITE SCREEN - ACADEMY SIZE - APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WIDE-SCREEN FORMAT On the sides of the image are stationary sprocket holes of celluloid. REAPER MINI DOUBLE FEATURE * Musical Introduction. The Mouselings, now holding Reaper Pro paintbrushes, scamper back across the screen, chased by a paint spattered 24590: Tiger. Film head runs down numbers: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START. Very scratched. During the SONG we see snatches of the films mentioned in SONG. They look old and scratched and they are INTERCUT with flashes of white screen, burnt celluloid, etc, among other... things... SONG: "REAPER MINI DOUBLE FEATURE" FILM SEQUENCE FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL - THE END SEQUENCE OF THE ROBOT CARRYING THE HERO; SQUIGGLE-FADES INTO 50290: IMEF BULLDOG I CARRYING TALAE... A solid black screen with a pair of pencil-drawn luscious lips painted in the same tone as 29801: HD Crimson Red fills the screen and begins to form the words as the music starts. VOICE OVER Michael Proctor was thrilled His black paint did not spill On the new Bones in his hand WIPE TO FLASH GORDON - BUSTER CRABBE IN ACTION FLARES INTO A BRIGHT FLASH TO REVEAL 50027: CAPTAIN GRIFFON, SUPERHERO Sophieâ€™s Lips reappear. VOICE OVER (Cont) And Talespinner was there Lots of Green Stuff (75006) to share WIPE TO 02454: GORILLA-MAN VOICE OVER (Cont) Wiebe sculpted a Gorilla-Man (02454) WIPE TO 03052: KABAKA KWANA, APE LORD ON A FROGCIDENT EMPIRE STATE BUILDING MADE OUT OF AN OLD SPEAKER, A USED BAG OF GOLDFISH CRACKERS, P03591I: RIGHT WING (of the Brood Dragon) AND COUPLE OF KNITTING NEEDLES. Sophieâ€™s Lips! VOICE OVER (Cont) Then Wiebe was blamed For the Ape Lordâ€™s (03052) escape With the Bones 7 Kickstarter Plan SLOW MOTION OF THE FROGCIDENT COLLAPSING AND FALLING TO PIECES. IN THE BACKGROUND IS HEARD â€œZAP-A-GAP! STAT!â€ WIPE TO AN IMAGE OF 77194: CTHULHU ATTACKING A GLOBE SITTING ON A DESK WITH A BLACK BACKGROUND. THE HAND CONTROLLING CTHULHU PRETENDS IT IS EATING THE GLOBE AND â€œNOM NOM NOMâ€ SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD. A SECOND HAND BRINGS IN AN UNPAINTED BONES 80044 FLYING SAUCER WHICH IS ALSO NOMMED BY CTHULHU. IN THE BACKGROUND IS HEARD: â€œRON, ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THE MINIS AGAIN?â€ Screen pulls back to reveal Talin dressed as Sophie the Succubus strumming a guitar and singing with her dog next to her. She casts a sidelong glance off screen, unsure as the â€œNom Nom Nom sounds continue...â€ Talin continues to sing: Then in a deadly race Saucers (80044) from outer space Flew through the Reaper HQ plant TALIN: WHISPERING â€œWill you stop? Youâ€™re ruining my song!â€ RON LOOKS SHEEPISH AND MOUTHS â€œSORRY!â€ WIPE TO TITLE SEQUENCE - CAST AND WRITING CREDITS (NOPE, NOT TELLING YET, BUT *BONK!* AND THE HYPNOTOAD WILL BE IN IT. AND MODBATS. AND MUCH SILLINESS.) CHORUS Reaper Mini - double-feature Enos Kline will build a creature See CAV fighting OneBoot and Talae Anne Foerster paints Labella DeMornay (03475) Oh â€“ at the late night, painted creature Picture Show. WIPE TO 59031 TERRANTULA UNDERGOING A HORRIFIC SCENE INVOLVING A DREMEL, A SCALPEL, ZAP-A-GAP. GREEN STUFF (75006), AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE PINK FUZZY TROLL DOLL HAIR. VOICE OVER I knew poor Kevin Williams Was utterly brilliant When Terrantula (2) (59031) took to the hills WIPE TO CAMERA PULLS BACK TO REVEAL A SPECTACULAR DECORATIVE BASE WITH A MULTICOLORED FIVE-HEADED DRAGON CRAB CLIMBING UP FROM THE EDGE OF A SEASIDE CLIFF AND REACHING FOR A TERRIFIED AND WELL-DRESSED DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. IN THE BACKGROUND: â€œEEEE!!! TIAMACRAB!... WAIT... THATâ€™S NOT A REAPERMINI...â€ â€œNO, ITâ€™S NOT... YET...â€ VOICE OVER (Cont) And it really got hot When we saw Werner Klocke Sculpt a new figure with laces and frills IN THE BACKGROUND: â€œWHAT?! NO BUCKLES?â€ WIPE TO PAINTBRUSH CAREFULLY PAINTING RUNES ON THE BACK OF A CLOAK PAINTED BLOODSTAIN RED (09133). IN THE BACKGROUND, SOMEONE LETS OUT A BLOODCURDLING SCREAM. VOICE OVER (Cont) Julie Guthrie said Glom (59020) Gave her some fun But the nightmares were terrible and chill WIPE TO A TABLETOP TERRAIN, CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED, WITH WARLORD UNITS ON ONE SIDE, CAV ON THE OTHER, ONLY THE CAV UNITS HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO HAVE BATHALIAN HEADS. IN THE CENTER A LARGE GREEN OF MAâ€™AL DRAKAR (NO NUMBER YET) IS PLACED. A PAINTED 77192 KALADRAX BOUNDS ACROSS THE SCREEN, A D20 STUCK IN HER MOUTH. IN THE BACKGROUND: â€œNO KALLY, YOU CANâ€™T FIELD A KITBASHED CAVBATH UNIT IN AN OFFICIAL WARLORD TOURNAMENT!â€ VOICE OVER (Cont) And when genres collide Said Froggy to the tribe â€œIt challenges my conversionist skills.â€ Like a - WIPE TO TITLE CONTINUED - TECHNICAL AND PRODUCTION CREDITS (IF THIS IS EVER PRODUCED, THESE WILL HAPPEN) CHORUS Reaper Mini - double-feature Enos Kline will build a creature See CAV fighting OneBoot and Talae Anne Foerster paints Labella DeMornay (03475) Oh - at the late-night, painted-creature Picture Show By RKO O- Oh At the late-night, double-feature Picture Show In the back row At the late-night, double-feature Picture Show I want to go... DISSOLVE TO A BLACK AND WHITE STILL FRAME OF REAPERMINI HQ THAT DISSOLVES INTO BRIGHT GLARING COLOR, BECAUSE TEXAS, YAâ€™LL. CHORUS (Cont) To the late night painted-creature Picture Show!