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...until the end of the week. My darling one has been called upon by her job for a major entertainment company to attend a week long seminar in Los Angeles. I miss her. She WILL be coming back on Friday, but I'm off work until school starts, and I am moping around the house, missing her. The dogs miss her too. The cats, not so much. I dropped her off Sunday. On the way home, I bought a Slurpee with a plastic straw with a rubber handlebar mustache attached. I looked at myself drinking Slurpee with this giant ridiculous handlebar mustache, and laughed. It helped. Yesterday, I went back and bought another Slurpee, this one with a huge blonde droopy porn star mustache, somewhat resembling Hulk Hogan's. It helped. A little. I occupied the day by somehow finding the motivation to go in the Doom Room and paint a bunch of Bones. Surprisingly, my work is improving. I concluded by touching up the Elvis Force and assembling them in the shadow box in the bedroom. Breakfast this morning consisted of a hunk of roast chicken, four Swiss Cake Rolls, and two cups of coffee. While sitting naked in front of the computer, arguing with someone on Facebook. Truly, barbarism is setting in fast. Please help me. I need links to something to keep my mind busy... or suggestions for something to do with myself. Bad jokes. Cute cat pictures. ANY durn thing. HELP!