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These have been pending for a while, but waiting on an impenetrable and incomprehensible bureaucracy is very much in character. A formidable trio of problem solvers and troubleshooters, here to defend Lunar-Kompleks Alfa! Comrade Janiss has Blue-level clearance for equipment needed to contain 'unscheduled reality incursions.' Comrade Jonesy prefers to rely on tried-and-true methods of containing ideologically impossible entities (i.e., more radiation is a good thing): whilst Comrade Janey, knowing that incorporeal entities are degenerate religious propaganda of Earth pig-dogs, has never met a ghost she couldn't punch. POW! RIGHT in the dialectically-material kisser! Lunar-Kompleks Alfa is not proud of eccentric elements such as these, but they have saved the station on several occasions. Space Ghosts are, of course, a delusion...but a particularly persistent one. And on the barren, cratered moon, who ARE you going to call?