I found this little jeep at the grocery store. Since it was roughly the right size I chopped up a bones kobold to drive it. And piled some food, a crystal and a duck in the back.
It was not bad, but I didn't really like the sword, since my goal was joyride mayhem as opposed to fighting. So I gave it a mug instead.
I also gave him a little lizard pal hanging on the outside.
So that's cool, but I want to make it sillier still before I paint it.
Currently thinking of sticking a bag of golf clubs and maybe some other kobold loot on the jeep.