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Bought some new underwear this afternoon. None of you are interested in my underwear. Hell, I'm not that obsessed with it, myself. I would not often bother with underwear at ALL except that my boss threatened to file a reprimand if I continued to come to work while not wearing any. I threw out some underwear recently, the pairs that had reached the point where, upon being dug up by future archaeologists, they'd think they were some sort of ritual doily or something. But this meant I did not have enough underwear to last more than a week. Time to buy some new underwear. I brought it home, and decided to wash it before wearing it. Six pairs. And that was when I noticed the thing that hurt my mind... Can any of you tell me why men's underwear might possibly be sold in packages with RESEALABLE ZIPLOCK SEALS? This is exactly the kind of meaningless question that damages my soul. Last time I was THIS worked up was when I noticed the burrito wrappers at Taco Bell included illustrated instructions on how to unwrap and eat the burrito without injuring yourself or accidentally eating any of the wrapper. WHY? WHY WOULD A BAG OF UNDERWEAR NEED RESEALABLE ZIPLOCK SEALS? Are there maniacal OCD guys who, upon wearing and washing the underwear, PUT IT BACK IN THE BAGGIE? Or, ghod help us, am I intended to reseal the package to keep the OTHER underwear FRESH while I wear that first pair? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE THAT I DO NOT KNOW?