Moderator Chaoswolf Posted February 22 Author Moderator Share Posted February 22 I just got my doctor's test results, and I'm kinda upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, Guindyloo said: Alright, everyone's taking a Turing test because after the past 24 hours, I don't believe that any of y'all aren't bots. Who's first? I feel like testing some of us to prove that we're human will inevitably taint the results. Also, if you sign up now for Goblin Brand Vitamin Supplements(tm) using code BUGLIPSKING you can get 10% off your first order. Goblin Brand Vitamin Supplements(tm) are 100% all naturally sourced, being mostly boogers and toe fungus. Guaranteed to give you a shiny coat, nice green teeth, and probably not kill you. Remember, code BUGLIPSKING for 10% off! (offer not valid in Quebec or any jurisdiction with a legal system greater than pure anarchy) 11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsair Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Eyed Monsty Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, Corsair said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C. Clarke GEM 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Also, if you really want to eliminate bots then what you'd do is make it mandatory to answer a skill-testing math question. It can be simple or hard, it doesn't matter. Eliminate everyone who bothers to do it correctly. Anyone who answers wrong, or something like (CAT!), or just licks at the screen counts a hooman. Dumb, lazy even, but hooman. Bots can't resist math, that's how I trap all the feral furbies and roboraptors that escaped their owners - I just leave colorful plastic numbers lying around as bait, gets em every time. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cranky Dog Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 53 minutes ago, buglips*the*goblin said: I feel like testing some of us to prove that we're human will inevitably taint the results. Also, if you sign up now for Goblin Brand Vitamin Supplements(tm) using code BUGLIPSKING you can get 10% off your first order. Goblin Brand Vitamin Supplements(tm) are 100% all naturally sourced, being mostly boogers and toe fungus. Guaranteed to give you a shiny coat, nice green teeth, and probably not kill you. Remember, code BUGLIPSKING for 10% off! (offer not valid in Quebec or any jurisdiction with a legal system greater than pure anarchy) Dang it! Now I have to go with the good old fashioned way of getting stuff. Smuggle it through Saint-Pierre & Miquelon. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Anne and Kiki (her ever-growing doggie) returned safely from Arizona. She painted dark NMM armor on Dungeoneer Sophie today. Miniatures Den will not be streaming today on Reaper's channel. Kwindy said Luca is not available today, though he is back in Spain now AFAIK. He's been streaming on his own channel. 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, WhiteWulfe said: Never could understand why people would buy something on account, not pay for it, then get surprised Pikachu face when equipment is either pulled, or no support is given.... Most of the time car wash equipment and payment stations are a capital investment, very rarely financed by the distributor or manufacturer. So as far as distributors and manufacturers are concerned, they're usually paid half up front, and half on delivery (manufacturers)/installation (distributors). The problems between sites and distributors usually come down to disputes over service and chemical deliveries after warranties are up. And the further away a site is from the distributor, the more often it seems these disputes happen - sites don't want to pay for the travel time. So generally they end up owing the distributors for service and chemicals, and figure that we should help them since they don't owe us money. And then sometimes it's not that they actually owe the distributor money, it's just that they're hoping to whine their way into free service. 1 hour ago, Green Eyed Monsty said: Addendum: Get their Credit Card Info before you do anything else. We offer email service at n/c on an as available basis which is what I've been doing in this case, but definitely charge for phone service. Someone else from the site called me and tried to order parts direct, so I got to email the owner back and say "X left me a VM trying to order some parts, that order will need to be placed with your distributor." They've been silent since. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitterwolf Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 4 hours ago, Guindyloo said: Alright, everyone's taking a Turing test because after the past 24 hours, I don't believe that any of y'all aren't bots. /cdn-cgi/mirage/442ae806196d0d175579a2ce92db24b4112da2bb78739d6ea24eb92a46b25073/1280/https://forum.reapermini.com/uploads/monthly_2023_02/image.png.961db03b59a2d36646b89ef82d766baf.png Who's first? I do believe Glitterwolves are an endangered and rare species so you wouldn't...wouldn't you? Did I mention Glitterwolves are adorable friendly critters? STOP pointing that thing at me!!! Greenpeace!!!! Hhheeeeelllpppp!!!! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Jack Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 5 hours ago, kristof65 said: If you're saying that to shock us, it's not working. We've known you too long Jack. Are you saying you're not shocked to find out that I didn't listen to Ozzy in junior high? Pretty much everyone assumes I'm a lifelong metalhead. 5 hours ago, Guindyloo said: Alright, everyone's taking a Turing test because after the past 24 hours, I don't believe that any of y'all aren't bots. Who's first? 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumbloke Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 On 2/22/2023 at 7:49 AM, TGP said: 2nd word was supposed to be local. ChellSpecker has been wacka-doodle lately. (But at least it still knows its name is chellspecker.) Spell check is my worst enema. 5 hours ago, Guindyloo said: Alright, everyone's taking a Turing test because after the past 24 hours, I don't believe that any of y'all aren't bots. Who's first? Alan Mathison Turing OBE FRS (/ˈtjʊərɪŋ/; 23 June 1912 – 7 June 1954) was an English mathematician, computer scientist, logician, cryptanalyst, philosopher, and theoretical biologist. Turing was highly influential in the development of theoretical computer science, providing a formalisation of the concepts of algorithm and computation with the Turing machine, which can be considered a model of a general-purpose computer. 3 hours ago, buglips*the*goblin said: Also, if you really want to eliminate bots then what you'd do is make it mandatory to answer a skill-testing math question. It can be simple or hard, it doesn't matter. Eliminate everyone who bothers to do it correctly. Anyone who answers wrong, or something like (CAT!), or just licks at the screen counts a hooman. Dumb, lazy even, but hooman. Bots can't resist math, that's how I trap all the feral furbies and roboraptors that escaped their owners - I just leave colorful plastic numbers lying around as bait, gets em every time. Bots and mathematicians... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buglips*the*goblin Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 16 minutes ago, sumbloke said: Bots and mathematicians... Mythematicians are just a math. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegazus Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Did you hear about the mathematician who had a problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGP Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 6 hours ago, Guindyloo said: Alright, everyone's taking a Turing test because after the past 24 hours, I don't believe that any of y'all aren't bots. OK But just Knock it off with them voodoo pins and them negative vibes please? They work. All too well. I just spent the last 12 hours or so throwing up everything I had to eat Tuesday and Monday in reverse order. Last In First Out. There was a point I thought I was a goner. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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