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You hoomans just do things the stoopid way.  The best thing you can do is get new germs to help beat up the germs you already have and then you're more immune.  It's exactly the same way as when you shoot yourself with little bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets.  That's why I can withstand over 300 rpm of sketchy 20mm hot dogs.  This is also why I've been banned from Costco.  

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I don’t consider it eating off the floor. I just call it cross-training for my immune system.

 

In unrelated (perhaps) news, it must be a small kick in the gut to have an investment firm set up a portfolio based solely on your own personal financial recommendations. Specifically, doing the exact opposite of what you  suggest. Poor Jim Cramer. 
 

I’m also up 0.2% in less than an hour after putting some money into the same fund. That’s about forty cents. Think I might have an extra M&M at lunch to celebrate. 

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Well, back home from a trip to Florida for the last 10 days. GORGEOUS weather, a beautiful house we rented and went to two Cardinals Spring Training games. Lady C did some power shopping and overall we had a great trip.

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18 hours ago, buglips*the*goblin said:

You hoomans just do things the stoopid way.  The best thing you can do is get new germs to help beat up the germs you already have and then you're more immune.  It's exactly the same way as when you shoot yourself with little bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets.  That's why I can withstand over 300 rpm of sketchy 20mm hot dogs.  This is also why I've been banned from Costco.  

I thought you were banned from Costco because of.......The IncidentTM . :ph34r:

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