TGP Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 [ humor detection subroutine status: fail ] ABEND ABEND 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Chaoswolf said: It would appear that I am also a dragon. This explains a lot. I suspect many of us here are also dragons. this just happened: Dispatcher: Can you email the m manager @ Site X to schedule a training appointment? Me: <sighing heavily> AGAIN?!? Site X has previously scheduled at least three training appointments in the last two years, and blown me off on the day of the scheduled appointment. The last two I made sure to well document, in preparation for the pot stirring I just did. Sent my usual scheduling email along with a quote requiring a credit card deposit to schedule this appointment. I'm sure this is going to cause the site to get a little pissy and call the sales guy or general manager and complain they have never received any training. Yeah, the reason they haven't received any training is because they keep blowing off their scheduled training appointments. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleH Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Eyed Monsty Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, TripleH said: This time next year they will not only be speculating about the amount of the mortgage but also the interest rate. GEM 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleH Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monsty said: This time next year they will not only be speculating about the amount of the mortgage but also the interest rate. GEM I just want to know what he does for a living to be able to afford that and take all those people to Paris for a week. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuldGrump Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) There are people who are worried, now that Kender have been reintroduced to the wilds of D&D. I... am not one of them. 🙂 The Auld Grump - not what I intended to make when I went on HeroForge, but.... Edited December 8, 2022 by TheAuldGrump 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Eyed Monsty Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Chaoswolf Posted December 7, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2022 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inarah Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Green Eyed Monsty said: This time next year they will not only be speculating about the amount of the mortgage but also the interest rate. GEM And the heating bill, OMG. 6 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Chaoswolf Posted December 7, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted December 7, 2022 10 hours ago, TGP said: Did Baby Yoda eat the Elf from the Shelf? Yes, that's the joke. If you've seen The Mandolorian, you'll remember that baby Yoda eats anything he can grab that is smaller than he is. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuldGrump Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 On 12/5/2022 at 8:53 PM, Pezler the Polychromatic said: It occurs to me that we need a Gentleman Krampus miniature. What I was heading to HeroForge for.... The Auld Grump 7 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezler the Polychromatic Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 24 minutes ago, TheAuldGrump said: What I was heading to HeroForge for.... The Auld Grump You never disappoint, my friend. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumbloke Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Chaoswolf said: Yes, that's the joke. If you've seen The Mandolorian, you'll remember that baby Yoda eats anything he can grab that is smaller than he is. Grogu 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Eyed Monsty Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Inarah said: And the heating bill, OMG. Used to cost about $200 to fill our Propane Tank. Last fillup, which was only just over half way down was over $340 Driver said we got in just before a scheduled price increase so next time is going to be even higher. GEM Addendum: We have a 250 gallon tank but since the company will only fill to 80% of capacity for "safety reasons" we have an effective capacity of 200 gallons. So I have to wait for it to get to 40% before calling for the truck to roll in and top it up. Edited December 8, 2022 by Green Eyed Monsty 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGP Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Green Eyed Monsty said: I checked the website for The Mill on MacArthur: ”~~~~~~ Tater Tots Two dozen deep-fried tater tots served with Sweet Heat Hot sauce and choice of dipping sauce. $4.50 ~~~~~~” What could be so special about tater-tots? (Maybe A file got to the printer with an error in the price field for that one item - “Market Price” could be a legit entry from a drop down menu for some cuts of steak or fish.) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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