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23 minutes ago, Chaoswolf said:

 

I think a case could be made for justifiable homicide there.

Anne’s always saying “…just paint over it” unless, you mean expending $60 or so worth of expensive contrast paint all in one go. 

 

Hmmm. (He IS a red shirt.)
 

 

Sell the Red Shirt a WiFi enabled toaster for $330 bucks first, so says I. 

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On 5/12/2023 at 10:41 AM, Thoramel said:

 

I've seen plenty of trucks lost to careless driving in wetlands. But never anything quite so expensive.

 

 There's a small wet area in my neighborhood, about maybe a quarter-acre square, that has what most people would assume was a six-foot-diameter one-or-two-inch-deep puddle in it.

 

 

Except that this particular "puddle" has been there for decades...

 

...and is actually some sort of odd sinkhole or something that's OVER 15 FEET DEEP::P:

 

It also contained the remains of at least two bicycles and several skateboards when I explored it during my teenage years.

 

For generations, the neighborhood kids have warned each other about it, but there's been at least two adults that I know of who've fallen in and needed to be rescued with outside help... :rolleyes:

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41 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monsty said:

The way I feel today:

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GEM

 

 

  

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mad Jack said:

 

 

  

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"

 

 

That one is old enough to have moss growing on the north side, but remains Ever Green.

GEM

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Picked up an adventure on DM'sG this afternoon called 'The Carnival of Pain". I think I may have found my end adventure for the Saltmarsh campaign.

 

Devils - interdimensional hellish carnival, yah I can use this, as considering there are 2 paladins & sometimes a lawful good cleric of life in the party.

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On 5/11/2023 at 3:31 PM, Corsair said:

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I once saw a photo of the remains of a man that died while trying to steal copper in Poland.

From high power lines.

 

No, not a Polish joke - copper is worth a lot of money, and some folks... do not think things through.

 

The Auld Grump

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4 hours ago, Green Eyed Monsty said:

Put down the mayonnaise spreader and step away from that loaf of bread:

 

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GEM

 

Sandwich Hospital  probably "delis" allot of people each day.

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WOOF FOOD LOG:

 

Oxheart Cabbage with ham and cheese, kecap and Curry with potatoes, Chicken in a Sweet and Sour Tomato Sauce.

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Pita Bread, Döner Kebab, Kebab Burgers, Mixed Salad.

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Wholewheat Spaghetti with Feta, Zuchinni and Tomatoes

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Because it's the end of our little vacation I took my girl to a fancy restaurant.

 

 

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6 hours ago, Green Eyed Monsty said:

Put down the mayonnaise spreader and step away from that loaf of bread:

 

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That is Sandwich, MA. 
( For anyone that didn’t work that out from the map. )

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