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Kamut smiles over the carnage unleashed by the army of Stitches. Reflects over the previous discussions of glam rock, and decides he has a treat for his fellow devine brothers and sisters. One of the larger 626s stand before him, with a white hand fashioned into the dirty bird on his forehead.

 

“March, my children, its time to march.”

 

Several thousand 626s form up ranks as far as the horizon was revealed to the eyes. Then a familiar beat was heard.

 

BOOM BOOM BAP

 

BOOM BOOM BAP

 

“We will, we will ROCK YOU!”

 

They began their march across the lands of men; in specific the homelands of Greyhawke.

 

To the west Bumbar was given a Devine revelation; for when he awoke from his vision, in his hand was a Bling Bling ring of power. When put inside flame, a message on the ring's surface would be revealed in ancient graffiti, and say “OUCH, get me out of here, you smuck!” it could only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Boom, a volcanic mound which constantly spewed puffs of smoke with a loud rumble.

 

BOOM BOOM BAP

 

BOOM BOOM BAP

 

Bumbar’s task was to raise an army for the gods and march into the lands of the mortals from the west. There he was to ravage the mortals, all save Tatsu, who was protected by the goddess of mercy and the horses would be spared. As a special blessing for the goddess of the equine, the mortals were to be made into pack animals, and chained to wagons, where the horses and mules would be pulled around.

 

Kamut would be forever known as the god of the “What the….. Shut yo mouth!” the retainer for the great pantheon, and the single word by the gods muttered that would avenge any blasphemy from that of mortals.

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In his arrogance, Kamut, the God of "What the...Shut yo mouth", sent his Divine Revelation for Bumbar and the plans for his 626 army to everyone, including Greyhawke. This event immediately woke him from his drunken stupor...

 

Right away he proves why he is the Prsident of the Coffee Drinkers' Association by drinking a full pot of camping coffee, aka "Mud".

 

Fully revived, he then sets out to defend his homelands. He calls up several friends in the military, and lays out his plan...

 

A couple of hours later, as he is marching towards what he believes to be an easy victory at dawn full of death, pillaging, and ravaging of the people, the "Dirty Bird" 626 looks around to find a mysterious, high-pitched droning sound. As he looks up, he sees several strange birds in the sky, and he sees several objects fall from those birds.

 

"Ha, Ha! Bird poop won't stop us!"

 

Then the 2-dozen, 20,000 FAE bombs exploded over the army, obliterating it. However, the "Dirty Bird" 626 survives, being the biggest and strongest (he also was the smartest and used about 20 of his surrounding 626s for cover). He then sees a lone figure walking up carring a large item in his hands. The 626, enraged, charges, only to be turned into a red mist by the GE 5.56 Elecric Mini-gun that Greyhawke carried with him for just this occasion! ::P:

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*Watches the battle from the sidelines*

 

I brought popcorn and soda. Enough for everyone.

 

*Munch munch munch*

 

*BOOM!*

 

*Munch munch munch*

 

 

 

*Files the moldlines off his minis.*

 

What? It gets boring after awhile. ::D:

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Oooooo... me likes LTs Avatar :wub: Can I play? :rolleyes:

 

*Walks over and politely asks for a soda from Tatsu* :unsure:

 

"All this killin' is thirsty work! You shoulda brought some beer though. Good thing I still got some 'shine!" ::D:

 

*Chucks a fresh, steaming Pasture Patty at Spartan*

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*scoots his throne ever slightly closer to the Party Goddess* :wub:

 

 

 

With a wave of my hand I negate the effect of the puny FAE's and pasture patty, allowing fellow God KAMUT's 626's to rampage, pillage, burn and loot Greyhawke's lands at will. Plus they're doing it to such a cool beat. Claps and taps my toe along with it....BOOM, BOOM...BAP!

 

 

Annoy not the War God. :devil:

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PEOPLE ARE FLINGIN' COWPATS?! Right, that's it - I'm gettin' out my Willy-Petes!

I have no idea what the hell that is, but I am preparing to be revolted nonetheless.

Willy-pete is the slang term for White Phosphorus. I assume Tommy meant grenades.

 

 

Hehehehe..Nothing like a little hellfire and brimstone Tommy :devil:

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*Greyhawke raises his fist to the heavens* :grr:

 

AAAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Darn you, Spartan! :grr:

 

*Lobs an entire Dairy Farm's worth of steamers at Spartan's head* :devil:

 

"I'm outta here" ::P:

 

*BAMF*

 

Greyhawke is now on a planet full of beautiful, bikini-clad women who treat ALL men like Gods because they are so few (the ratio of women to men is 1000:1)! ::P::B):::D:

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