Greyhawke Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Besides, he's a fellow Nebraskan, got to help him out. And since the Football team is fairly hopeless at the moment (70-what was it? 10? loss. How sad. Bet coach Solich is looking pretty good these days!) LT (Who really could care less about Football, but that was a pretty spectacular loss this past Sat!) At least this one wasn't in Lincoln! I'll tell ya, good OLD Nebraska Football is lookin' really good right now. I mean, you take a team's bread-and-butter away and try to instill an offensive scheme that is as different from what they've done for 30+ years as oil and water, and you're bound to have a few bumps in the road. But 70 to 10? WHAT? Where was the defense? Did they stay in Lincoln? Enough ranting and raving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Well I do have dancing harem girls who can help at the party! What kind of goddess of mercy and love would I be without making sure I spread a little of it around at this baccanal festival? WooHOO! Dancing harem girls! *dances a little jig* *breaks out some more 'shine* *sneaks out and TPs Kamut's house while everyone is getting liquered up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 *Sends a bunch of those Harem girls after Greyhawke* *Sits tatsu in a throne and several of the girls serve him wine and other lovely things.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 *Jaunts off with Enchantra's harem girls... after egging Spartan's house!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatsu Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 *Tatsu doesn't even notice the harem girls (or their disappearance for that matter)* *Tatsu continues painting minis on the throne.* Aw~! I dipped my brush in my goblet of mead! *Sploshes mead diluted paint over his minis* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Hey, Tatsu! thatsh a waysht of purrfect*hiccup*ly good mead! Howsh that wash turning out *hiccup*, anyway? *BELCH* Pardon me! *hiccup* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 *Tatsu doesn't even notice the harem girls (or their disappearance for that matter)* *Tatsu continues painting minis on the throne.* Aw~! I dipped my brush in my goblet of mead! *Sploshes mead diluted paint over his minis* *gives tatsu a nice bucket of water for his paint brushes* *Refills Tatsu's mead personally* *Has a couple Harem girls work on his shoulders and feet massaging them* Enchantra herself goes to sit with the other gods and kibbitzes with them about things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Enchantra... why are you playing the part of Sherving Wench *hiccup*? Aren't Goddeshesh beyond that *hiccup*? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatsu Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Finished! *Hands Enchantra his mead-thinned, apoloypse-surviving painted mini of her.* For you! My sacrifice. *Smiles and bows and goes to make another.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 *after egging Spartan's house!* Who let you on Olympus? Begone! *Banishes Greyhawke to the infernal realms, where he is forced to slide down mile long razor blades into lakes of salty alcohol. Egg my house huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Finished! *Hands Enchantra his mead-thinned, apoloypse-surviving painted mini of her.* For you! My sacrifice. *Smiles and bows and goes to make another.* Has anyone ever seen a more disgusting display of butt-kissing than that? *Banishes Greyhawke to the infernal realms, where he is forced to slide down mile long razor blades into lakes of salty alcohol. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Oooh, aaahh! That's gonna leave a mark! OW! Hey, that's a spot that was never designed to have razor blades inserted! Eeee! Aaahhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Finished! *Hands Enchantra his mead-thinned, apoloypse-surviving painted mini of her.* For you! My sacrifice. *Smiles and bows and goes to make another.* Why Thank you tatsu! *Blesses Tatsu with prosperity and abounding love* And Greyhawke, it aint butt kissing, it's paying reverence to a goddess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Kinda looked like butt-kissing to me too. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 One person's reverence is another person's butt-kissing! Hey, no one told me this "salty alcohol" was really a giant lake of Margarita mix! YEEEE Haawwww!!!! That's some good *hiccup* juice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 It's not margarita mix. It's ethyl alcohol. Welcome to the land of the blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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