Enchantra Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 *L* You guys are to much. And yes Greyhawke I mispoke this morning. When you are typing at 6 AM, you very well might have misspellings also. But you can have illusions as well as delusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Godlike Qualifies you for smiting - does Master Qualify us for whipping and improsoning the Instigators and RabbleRousers? Yes. Sweet. Someone pass me the scourge and keys to the dungeon! Can we use implements of torture too, like heated iron bars, the Rack, beds of nails, etc? Hmmm maybe I should be making an Overlord army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 *sacrifices a "Guest" to Spartan. Thank you, Great One. What can I do to the Enlightened? Anything your twisted little shriveled acorn of a heart desires. I strongly encourage mercy for them though as they know not really what they do. And Enchantra will undo anything really cool anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 Oh, great... now the Masters are getting involved, but on the wrong side! BLAST! As if it wasn't enough to fend off the Godlike and their hoards of Experimental critters, now I have to deal with Masters and their whips and chains! Geez! PS- are there any Female Masters out there that want to use the whips and chains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaucho Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 It looks as though we are still on the instigating rampage huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 It looks as though we are still on the instigating rampage huh? Have you come to help? All these Godlings are getting out of control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 PS- are there any Female Masters out there that want to use the whips and chains? *Ahem* Not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaucho Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Godlings smuglings... what you dont believe in can't hurt you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 PS- are there any Female Masters out there that want to use the whips and chains? *Ahem* Not me. What? You act as if that was something bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcore Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Can we use implements of torture too, like heated iron bars, the Rack, beds of nails, etc? Absolutely not. Those things lack stylistic flair and imagination. Besides, I like to watch. And would get bored if you used all that crap. Your "motivational tools" are as follows: A CD collection consisting of The Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, Barbara Streisand, Lucinda Williams, and William Shatner. Remember, these are located in the CD tower labeled "poop". DO NOT confuse them with my CD's. You may, however, use the big stereo to crank the "poop" collection. A case of Old Milwaukee. Infidels get to drink the cheap beer whilst those of us in a more transcended state drink the good stuff. A bag of White Castle "hamburgers". Food poisoning is fun! A box of broken glass. Be creative. A phone with my ex-wife's # on speed-dial. When you connect, tell her I "really, really wanna talk" and hold it up the poor s.o.b.'s ear. He'll be wishing for death in under a minute. A pillow-case full of doorknobs. Again, be creative. Armory Primer and a blow-torch. Citadel paints. The list, I'm sure, will be updated in the coming days, as Greyhawke and all the other "instigators" become more and more insolent. -Kelcore proprietor, "the Basement" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 A phone with my ex-wife's # on speed-dial. When you connect, tell her I "really, really wanna talk" and hold it up the poor s.o.b.'s ear. He'll be wishing for death in under a minute. Ooooo... that's just evil! I have my own version of the ex-wife syndrome, and it ain't pretty! A CD collection consisting of The Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, Barbara Streisand, Lucinda Williams, and William Shatner. Remember, these are located in the CD tower labeled "poop". DO NOT confuse them with my CD's. You may, however, use the big stereo to crank the "poop" collection. Isn't that Spartan's collection? Although you left out his favorite... Bette Midler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Ahhh well, I just wanted to start off with tradition... Kel, that ex wife # is brilliant! And Milwaukee's Beast. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. That's beyond cruel and unusual. That's just wrong. I must begin to plot doom to spread as I approach my ascension. Basement is definitely sounding like the best plane of existence to hang out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 Not you too, Qwyk! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm losing all of my support base! (Me thinks I need to get onto one of the gaming threads and pad my numbers a bit!) A case of Old Milwaukee. Infidels get to drink the cheap beer whilst those of us in a more transcended state drink the good stuff. Yeah, I forgot about Old Milk... YUCK! *Pukes into a bucket* Sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tam Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Don't forget the juice of jalopene pepper and Habanero pepper rubbed all over their bodies. They'll be feeling that for days! LT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tam Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 By the way, I am just offering ideas, not implimenting them on ya Grayhawke! LT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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