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*Walks up with 7.62 Mini-gun and dual bandoliers of C-4*

 

Alright, Vinny... Whats we gunna blow up? ::D:::P::;):

*slings AK-47 across shoulders and pats Greyhawke on the shoulder*

 

"Brother Instigators, Menshes, Harmlesses, and Enlightened... there is only one thing to destroy to gain our freedom from the gods!"

 

*points to the fortress high in the cloud where the gods live*

 

"Olympus!"

 

 

::D:

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Hehehehe ::P:

Oh, wait... I forgot something...

 

*sound of feet running as Greyhawke runs toward large garage*

 

*sound of large engine and Greyhawke pulls out of garage with big vehicle*

 

Here, Vinny. Will my M270 MLRS (multiple Launch Rocket System) help? ::D:

I'll let ya play with the buttons... :devil:

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Hey, hey, hey...HEY!!!!!

 

Firearms, fellas? Come. On.

 

I liked the slushballs and assorted other missles alot more than the notion of firearms. Why? Because firearms are the easy, obvious choice. I've seen you little intigators types be creative before, and it's the one thing that keeps you tykes from boring me senseless.

 

*hands Greyhawke a pillowcase full of doorknobs, and Vinny a sealed pipe half full of ball-bearings*

 

*takes away those silly barking tubes called guns*

 

Now, be creative, have fun. And leave the Basement alone. That's where I keep my stuff. There'll be beer there when you're done storming the castle. I might even let you graduate from Milwaukee's Beast to Coors. Continue to be creative, and I'll let ya in to my fridge.

 

Thanks,

-The Propriator. :devil:

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In the real world, I drive heavy duty tow truck. My company has the account with the local municapality. We tow every city vehicle that breaks, including refuse collection.

 

Thats right, I tow garbage trucks. :huh:

 

 

I think I will scrape the underside of one and load that into the catapult, maggots and all. ::o:

 

And if I can find some greasy grimey gopher guts I'll toss that in too. ::P:

 

 

 

 

 

And fire......

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In the real world, I drive heavy duty tow truck. My company has the account with the local municapality. We tow every city vehicle that breaks, including refuse collection.

 

Thats right, I tow garbage trucks. :huh:

 

 

I think I will scrape the underside of one and load that into the catapult, maggots and all. ::o:

 

And if I can find some greasy grimey gopher guts I'll toss that in too. ::P:

 

 

 

 

 

And fire......

Now that is creativity!

 

I like you, Wreckmaster, you've got moxie!

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And what made them think that the War God would even allow firearms to be functional around " Olympus " anyway? :B): Listen to Kelcore you little ne'er-do-wells. He is telling you the truth, the moment you become boring, POOF, off to the land of never-ending ex-wife phone calls you go. :devil:

 

 

Vile, vomitous, maggoty gobs IS pretty creative. I'll give you that.

 

 

 

 

* Reaches over and turns on the repello field around the temple. *

 

 

 

There THAT will keep the maggots out of the ambrosia. :devil:

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Can I have my Ak-47 back for just one tiny second? Pleeease? ^_^

 

::P:

No, you'll be happy with your sealed pipe half full of ball-bearings. Ye'll notice I'm trying to give you cute lil' insti-gators the inside track on chargin the mountain, but even the Propriator of the Basement has to follow certain rules. So do you. So you'll have your pipe and like it.

 

If not, then here is the mercy you'll be shown: A toad and a bucket of salt. Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

So there, n'yah. ::P:

 

P.S.: Don't make me hit speed-dial.

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