Spartan6 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Reveals master plan to torment the Olympus gods with the opening of 'Papa Bears Boom Boom Room'. Papa Bears is the swigingest, hip hop bar dance club catering to tranvestites and gays of all kind especialy orcs. Y'know, I'm beginning to wonder about your fixation with cross-dressing orcs! Tommy. As am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 Construction is halted because Arthur Dent lays in front of the bulldozer. Is that what that speed bump was? Ooops... *quickly dodges latest garbage truck to fall through the hole* Ooooo... that was a ripe one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgmaranda Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Due to the magic of the improbability field (the samething keeping this thread going) Dent's protests still keep you at bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 But really, who dosen't like shrimp? Mmm Shrimp are TASTY! *Munches on a prawn* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Looks at the siege of Olympus, and stares at the beer in his hands... "Sorry, Kelcore. I some unfinished business. Save some cheetos for me..." Sets bottle down, and non-intentionaly stomps towards the door. "Oh! Don't worry about the fridge. I'll call a repairmen as soon as I get back..." *revives dead orc and grabs demon-cursed sword and teleports to Olympus* "Alright... woah! You still using garbage cans? This ain't how you win a war!" *calls for a an airdrop of 600 cases of Coors forties to be dropped right onto Olympus* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcore Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Looks at the siege of Olympus, and stares at the beer in his hands... "Sorry, Kelcore. I some unfinished business. Save some cheetos for me..." Sets bottle down, and non-intentionaly stomps towards the door. "Oh! Don't worry about the fridge. I'll call a repairmen as soon as I get back..." *revives dead orc and grabs demon-cursed sword and teleports to Olympus* "Alright... woah! You still using garbage cans? This ain't how you win a war!" *calls for a an airdrop of 600 cases of Coors forties to be dropped right onto Olympus* *smirk* go forth, m'boy, I think yer startin to get the idea... *waves hand, fixes fridge with a chuckle* ah....kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 "Come on... load that big boy up..." *Fills a huge, Artillery-size water cannon with Premium Scotch Whiskey* "Alright... let's see how they hold up to THIS!" *huge demon-clawed hands grips the trigger* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 "What the HECK are you doin', Vinny?" *Shape changes into ancient dragon and places mouth over bore of cannon* "Tha'th good thuff you're waything, there... Wha'th the mather with you?" *begins to guzzle the Premium Scotch Whiskey* *HICCUP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Hmm..are those the seeds of dissension I see germinating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 Hmm..are those the seeds of dissension I see germinating? Not at all, Spartan! Here, Vinny... use the Everclear instead! It's got better explosive power! Plus, it'll get 'em drunk quicker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 NO! MY PLAN WA-... ARGH! *sets the gun to max* *a stream of gravitationaly-condensed whiskey blows out and sends Greyhawke flying across the skies, directly into Olympus* Sigh... now to get another case of Whiskey. *orders a second air-drop of booze while he goes to order more Whiskey* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 *Greyhawke's gargantuan bulk smashes into the Citadel on Olympus, reducing the central spire to a pile of rubble. He then nestles into the ruins as if it were a Lazy-Boy chair and sleeps off the massive dose of Premium Scotch Whiskey he just received* *SNOOOOORE* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 *loads another tank full of whiskey and aims at Olympus's domed palace, where the gods gather* "Taste this, you sophisticated bastiches!" *unloads all of the content* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 *Snort, WHOOSH* One entire wing of the Palace bursts into flame as Greyhawke inadvertantly snorts in mid-snore and shoots forth a jet of fire, igniting the volatile liquid that Big Vinny has been dousing Olympus with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 "What the HECK are you doin', Vinny?" *Shape changes into ancient dragon and places mouth over bore of cannon* "Tha'th good thuff you're waything, there... Wha'th the mather with you?" *begins to guzzle the Premium Scotch Whiskey* *HICCUP* If this isn't Freudian I don't know what is! The title of this apparent porno could be "Dragon-Bore V". Tommy. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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