Greyhawke Posted October 23, 2004 Author Share Posted October 23, 2004 What? I was just going to offer my services and that of the very large hook on the end of these cables! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 *Greyhawke quickly assembles a Gantry Crane over the entrance to The Basement* "Did someone say 'Wedgie'?" When I was in scouts, the older kids had a similar hazing ritual for the Tenderfeet at the first summer camp. Being run up a flagpole by your undershorts. My first year one kid got hooked. They quit on me because I fought back. Amazing how that works. Couple others just got ground level lifts. We got em back by duct taping one of the ringleaders to his cot during the middle of the night. He had hairy legs and slept outside his sleeping bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 We got em back by duct taping one of the ringleaders to his cot during the middle of the night. He had hairy legs and slept outside his sleeping bag. Oh ouch! ouch! Sometimes I will use non heated wax to wax off hair, I cannot imagine the paint of duct tape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I had quit before the next summer's camp, but from what I heard from friends that were still in it, they changed the rookie hazing to something more benign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Duct tape? Youch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 The best summer camp defense I learned was to have an offense so unpleasant or twisted, no one would think to mess with you for fear of your vengence. If they thought you were a little crazy, no one would bother you :) For example Placing dead fish, guts and all under someone's tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 *Turns green* Oh I didn't need to read that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Placing dead fish under someone's tent. "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." Hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deflagratio Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 WOW I never got hazed and I went all the way to eagle. I was in two troops over my scout and the second one only took the newbies on a snipe hunt. God I got some bad poison ivy from that. Lets just say that my legs were literally covered and I was thinking about cheese graters. Scouts is one of the greatest experiences of my life and I hope all boys do it cause it is a great thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 27, 2004 Author Share Posted October 27, 2004 See? Look at this, just look at this! I go away for a day or two, and the Godlings try to let my beloved thread fall it's way into Thread Oblivion! HOW DARE YOU! Rise again, my trod upon brethren! Throw down the shackles of your slavery to these false Gods! Rejoice upon their defeat! And then... PARTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 And just when it was getting quiet ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatsu Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Rise again, my trod upon brethren! Throw down the shackles of your slavery to these false Gods! Rejoice upon their defeat! And then... PARTY! I don't quite have the shackles or seem to be trodded on... But, I always like the sounds of a party~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 *puts a muzzle on Greyhawke* *Rewards Tatsu* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Muzzles only stop from biting. Use superglue Enchantra! Or the old Asgard method of dealing with troublemakers - sew his lips together with unbreakable stiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Muzzles only stop from biting. Use superglue Enchantra! Or the old Asgard method of dealing with troublemakers - sew his lips together with unbreakable stiches. Oh yeah! Thanks! *Superglue's Greyhawke's lips together and them applies the muzzle, glueing that in place too* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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