Moderator Froggy the Great Posted October 27, 2004 Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2004 I'm sure this thread can get into a discussion of Welsh lacemaking within twenty posts. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreckmaster Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Chucks a slushball at Enchantra. Throws a specialy made slushball with deadly accuracy and Greyhawkes oral cavity. (Special made = made of super glue un-stickem) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Throws a specialy made slushball with deadly accuracy and Greyhawkes oral cavity. (Special made = made of super glue un-stickem) *Laughs hysterically as the slushball hits Greyhawke and the proteins in his skin start to denature* Acetone, which you use to break down Superglue, does very unpleasant things to skin with lots of contact. Not to mention it is just slightly toxic with prolonged exposure or ingestion. Greyhawke, you may want to rethink your allies. They are more harm than good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreckmaster Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 AH. good point. Chucks another very wet slushball at Greyhawke to wash off residue. Wait a second. She never said she tied his hands. He can wipe the excess off him self. PIFF. Oops. Sorry about the extra slushball, Greyhawke. Oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deflagratio Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 I'm gonna rise up. I'm now an instigator so why not. *builds an army of automatic seige engines and loads them with slushballs.* With sword in hand I signal for the seige to commence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 *Shakes her head* Kids... *Makes a note it is hard to be hit with a slushball when she is down in the basement of Reapergard and the instigating one throwing the slush is outside far away from her.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Silly kids, slushballs are harmless. A good hood eliminates the slush down the back of the neck. That's the only real fear. If you can't take a stinger snowball, get off the tundra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Woah! Sports is coming up! SHUT UP! *flings a demonic fireball at Greyhawke and Co.* *grabs bowl of chips and begin munching, while watching the news* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 *ROTFLOL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Woah! Sports is coming up! SHUT UP! *flings a demonic fireball at Greyhawke and Co.* *grabs bowl of chips and begin munching, while watching the news* Did someone mention sports? GO RED SOX!!! And now to make coffee to make it through the whole game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 28, 2004 Author Share Posted October 28, 2004 *wipes Acetone off of Rubberized Facial Skin Transplant* Thanks, Wreckmaster... That's it, my fellows! Rise up! *dons NBC suit and loads giant slushball laced with Skunk Stink into trebouchet* *muffled* FIRE! *slushball arcs high overhead and smashes down onto Reapergard, spreading the stink of Skunk all over the palace and leaking down into the Basement* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Good plan, hack off he-who-resides-below. *Grabs some popcorn and prepares for Kelcore to go off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *put cap back on beer, and covers chip bowl with a plate to "prepare for Kelcore to go off"* "Tell me when it's over so I can continue watching the Sport." *demon wings cover face to keep out gore and blood* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcore Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *the grating of the massive stone door that leads to the Proprietor's inner sanctum is deafaning, but nothing compared the resounding slam as it crashes against the wall* FOR THE LOVE O' PETE KEEP IT DOWN!!!!! I'm trying to paint eyes on that hot Justicar chic, and am working on my billionth Duke Gerard. *sniff-sniff* hey, what's that smell, and why's there unauthorized goop down here? Grrr...that's slush, innit? *Looks over @ Vinny* Lemme guess, Greyhawke, right? *sigh* okay here we go, but if my paint dries by the time I get back, everyone pays. I'm not screwin around. *summons Greyhawke, the whole freezing hellfire schmeer ensues. The end result is one piddly instigator with his eyes glued open, his mouth stapled shut, covered head to toe with a fine mixture of aftershave, melted carmel, and salt. Suspended from the rafters with alligator clips by his short curlies, forced to watch public access, religious programming cable till he learns his lesson* Now knock it off, ya mook. *Stoms back to the inner sanctum. grumbling all the way about twerps breaking his painting groove* Vinny! Bring me a beer! The paint's drying out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 * golf clap * * Sips his 12 year old single malt and goes back to watching the Daily Show in blissfull silence * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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