Vinny Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Vinny! Bring me a beer! The paint's drying out! *a small fireball lands on Kelcore's desk, and extinguishes to reveal a Coors Forty, with a slightly charred bottle opener thoughfully launched with it* Enjoy! *continues watching televised sport, while enjoying drink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Kelcore that was beautiful. *LOL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcore Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *takes a sip of his Bell's Porter as he uses the Coors (swill) as a mixing agent for the drying paint. All is well...* Thanks, wise a$$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelcore Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Kelcore that was beautiful. *LOL* Thanks Enchantra, one would think I've a gift for this Basement stuff or somethin, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreckmaster Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *Now that the game is over. Hooody Hoo, Sox. This is for your own good, Greyhawke. *Chucks another slushball at Greyhawke, skillfully landing the PIFF of justice square in the face. Did I forget to say that that was another acetone slushball. The burning sensation you feel should take out your retnias in a few minuites. *comes to a realization. PING. (Ouch, that hurt) He can't see it, but he can hear it. Me thinks me made it worse. Humm.... Ah Haa. *Jumps up into the cab of my dang big tow truck, and drives over to the public access station. Hooks the winch onto the transmitter tower. Turns winch on and pull the tower in such a manner as to turn the signal away from the main cable rebrodcaster thingy. It now points at the mighty city of Reapergarde, flooding the airwaves with its pegan messages. The signal is strong enough to block out all other channels, allowing the folks on Olympus mountain to only resieve public access programing. Mawwwhahahaaaaaa Oh, and Umm..... Sorry about the eyes Greyhawke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *Hacks AAA and floods Wreckmaster's truck with an infinite number of tow requests* *Seeds the clouds so that it will rain a cold, biting rain* Don't mess with the TV. I've got a couch waiting for me in a couple days there. I want to watch my football in the basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreckmaster Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ha, I don't work for AAA. They don't pay enough. That and they don't tow big stuff. OH, and thanks for the rain, the truck needed washed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreckmaster Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 By the way, If you want your tv to be safe. Move into the basement, future godling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Damn. You have one of those jumbo-sized monster wreckers. *Gets some REALLY BIG ROAD SPIKES and lays them across major trucking routes across the country, and purchases several tons of sugar to mix into diesel tanks nationwide* Need to keep you occupied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 *takes a sip of his Bell's Porter as he uses the Coors (swill) as a mixing agent for the drying paint. All is well...* Thanks, wise a$$. Your welcome, bastiche... Want any chips to go with that? I just got this new jalapejo flavored stuff. A bit too spicy for little ol demon me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Kelcore that was beautiful. *LOL* Thanks Enchantra, one would think I've a gift for this Basement stuff or somethin, eh? Yes you are very good at it Kelcore. I admire your ease at which you blast the mortals. It is a sight to behold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhawke Posted October 29, 2004 Author Share Posted October 29, 2004 *BAMF* *Greyhawke, the REAL Greyhawke, teleports into the Basement and looks up at his Instigator clone with pity in his eyes* "Now, what did you do to deserve this?", while shaking his head. *He then launches a fireball at the dessicated corpse, incinerating it instantly, leaving no trace* *Afterwards, Greyhawke sneaks over to the fridge and takes one of Kelcore's Bell's Porters. He leaves a note, which reads, "Thanks for the Bell's Porter, Vinny. I'm sure Kelcore won't mind you sharing his beer. I owe you one. Greyhawke". Greyhawke then teleports back out of the Basement...* *BAMF* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 You know greyhawke, for being "enlightened" now one would think you wouldn't be acting like this anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errex Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Geee-eeez. This has been going for so long, it belongs now t othe Sandbox, IMHO. People should start rolling their stats and all to keep this thread going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Froggy the Great Posted October 29, 2004 Moderator Share Posted October 29, 2004 Naw, just add their number of posts to a D100 roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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