deflagratio Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 There are two great evils in our world today. One is our future president and devourer almighty Cthulhu and the other is the Elder God of television Opra . I will let the forum members decide who would win in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unglef Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Oprah'd give him a car and he'd be so busy jumping up and down, screaming and crying, that he wouldn't notice the giant can of Eleritch God-be-Gone she has behind her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 * GOBBLE, GOBBLE SLURP SMACK* Tha answer is simple. Oprah would eat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enchantra Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 *ROTFLOL* Cute guys. I don't see Oprah as evil though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunnyPuncher Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 The only Mad Cow in America is Oprah Winfrey... Thought that line from the cattle ranchers was funny as heck. Oprah would win. She has a 100 million amazon warriors to answer her call to battle. Poor Cthulhu would be buried under a pile of overpublisized humanistic fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyIzmit Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I second the thought that Oprah isnt all bad. She isnt perfecttt, but she does do alot for other people...unlike some ultimate evil encarnate entities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I second the thought that Oprah isnt all bad. She isnt perfecttt, but she does do alot for other people...unlike some ultimate evil encarnate entities... It's all a ruse to lull us into complacency and trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deflagratio Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 Oprah will consume us all after we are all marinated in so called anti-aging creams and have become fattened off of subway. She is worse that Cthulhu. Cthulhu just eats you, Oprah harvests you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froy The Orc Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Oprah would win, she would pay off Cthulhu and they would work together for there version of the future. What that might be, we can only imagoine the horrors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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