smokingwreckage Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 NECROMANCY! [ additional terms and conditions apply ] Necromancy gently* peels away the layers of old, tired skin** to reveal the true you! Young, vibrant, gleaming***! Aglow with vitality ****! NECROMANCY! Reveal the inner you*****! TESTIMONIAL: "I'd tried bathing in the blood of a dozen virgins, but even the vilest of blood-magic wasn't getting the results I deserve! A friend put me on to Necromancy, and after only a week, during which I tortured her to death in worship of the Dark and Nameless Thing I now worship as a god, I saw TOTAL RESULTS!" -Malek Blackmarrow [ terms and conditions ] * slowly ** and soft tissue *** bone **** and the horrific nimbus of Damnation's own fires. ***** corroded and pitted with countless years and endless evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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