smokingwreckage Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 NECROMANCY! [ additional terms and conditions apply ] Necromancy gently* peels away the layers of old, tired skin** to reveal the true you! Young, vibrant, gleaming***! Aglow with vitality ****! NECROMANCY! Reveal the inner you*****! TESTIMONIAL: "I'd tried bathing in the blood of a dozen virgins, but even the vilest of blood-magic wasn't getting the results I deserve! A friend put me on to Necromancy, and after only a week, during which I tortured her to death in worship of the Dark and Nameless Thing I now worship as a god, I saw TOTAL RESULTS!" -Malek Blackmarrow [ terms and conditions ] * slowly ** and soft tissue *** bone **** and the horrific nimbus of Damnation's own fires. ***** corroded and pitted with countless years and endless evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ech'Estar Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Where do I apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokingwreckage Posted October 25, 2004 Author Share Posted October 25, 2004 I'm sorry, you'd have to call He Who Must Not Be Phoned, 1-900-13-13-*The Unpunchable Key* during Witching Hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froy The Orc Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I think I will have to have that posted in a bar when I run my next fantasy game. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Angel Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 hahahah Very clever! I like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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