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Save the whales. Collect a whole set.

 

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be missquoted, then used against you.

 

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

If Brbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

LT

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Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

My quotations are being quoted. How cool.

 

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

 

"Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow"

 

"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue"

 

"If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation"

 

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do"

 

"Statistics are like a lampost to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination"

 

"You don't have to be mad to work here but you do have to be punctual, customer-focused, a team player and sober"

 

"Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CV's in the bin without reading them"

 

All courtesy of Mr David Brent, of 'The Office'

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