Lady Tam Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Save the whales. Collect a whole set. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be missquoted, then used against you. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If Brbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. LT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid. If it keeps you warm it's not dumb-looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunnyPuncher Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 If there is a "non-toxic" label on your jars of paint this should be interpreted as "cherry flavored" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tam Posted November 30, 2004 Author Share Posted November 30, 2004 99% of lawyer's give the rest a bad name. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges? Mind like a steel trap....rusty and illegal in 37 states. The only substituite for good manners is fast reflexes. LT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan6 Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 The right to remain silent and the capacity too are drastically different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dargrin Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 If life gives you lemons make lemonade Turn that frown upside down. There is no "I" in team. Don't work harder work SMARTER. Let's raise the bar. I'm sorry I can't do this anymore. I am getting annoyed with myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "Outside of a book, a dog is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Page Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "There comes a time in the affairs of men, we must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."-W.C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airhead Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "Don't drink the water, fish fornicate in it." W. C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork" - Pearl Bailey "We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." - Wernher von Braun Can anyone guess what I am avoiding doing right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Tam Posted November 30, 2004 Author Share Posted November 30, 2004 Despite the cost of living. have you noticed how popular it reamins? Never do card trick for the group you play poker with. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments. LT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BunnyPuncher Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 There is no "I" in team. There is no I in team, but there is a me! Never attempt to appeal to man's better nature. He may not have one. Appeal to his self interest instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwyksilver Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 "It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man crying." - Jack handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin' Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. My quotations are being quoted. How cool. "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part" "Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow" "Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue" "If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation" "Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do" "Statistics are like a lampost to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination" "You don't have to be mad to work here but you do have to be punctual, customer-focused, a team player and sober" "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CV's in the bin without reading them" All courtesy of Mr David Brent, of 'The Office' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastman Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield. Today - bug. She turned me into a newt......... I got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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